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  1. mel b
    That steak looks bang on ?. I cured my wife of the overcooked steak habit , by saying that she has to start paying for the steaks , then if they're overcooked and get thrown away , at least it's not my money that's going in the bin . It was an instant cure , I just had to sleep with one eye open for a few weeks ?.
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    Energy Prices

    mel b replied to paulus's topic in General Talk

    Being a grandad is the best job in the world ?.
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    classic cars

    mel b replied to paulus's topic in General Talk

    Iirc from my time in the motor trade . The early minis used to produce about 15 bhp ?.
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    Happy new year

    mel b replied to jigsaw's topic in General Talk

    Happy new year .
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    My life experience tells me that a fat ugly normal woman , makes you much happier than a stunning lunatic ?.
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    Prime

    mel b replied to zandy01's topic in General Talk

    Ah , you need to exercise. That'll be why I've never heard of it ?.
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    Prime

    mel b replied to zandy01's topic in General Talk

    What does it do ?.
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    That looks like damned fine cheesecake ?.
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    That's cooking lager ?.
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    Happy Christmas everyone ?.
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    Surely things can't keep going like this . Its just complete insanity.
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    Logs for the Fire

    mel b replied to Arry's topic in General Talk

    What did it taste like?.
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    I'll be up at 4am . I'll wait as long as I can ( probably 4.30am) , then I'll get the kids up and tell them that santa has been , this'll piss them off as they're 27 and 29, and don't live at home ?. I'll sing Christmas songs and drink baileys until breakfast time at 8am ish(smoked salmon and scrambled eggs) . The kids will arrive at 9am with my young grandson , then we'll all sing happy birthday to my Lad ( no he's not Jesus, but he thinks he can walk on water) . He'll spend an hour opening his birthday presents, then we'll all open our Christmas presents. At midday , the father in law a
  14. mel b
    You're one dangerous mofo ??.
  15. mel b
    Yep it's a necessary evil . I'm lucky , my good lady does the shopping , and I just have to finance the operation. My Christmas shopping involves getting everyone a new torch , because Christmas is just xxxx if you don't get a new torch ?.
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    I like the look of that one as well ?. I like burgers , but , they have to be top quality , I can't be doing with burger van , or , mcdonalds type cack.
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    I'd rather go to the dentist than go Christmas shopping ?.
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    That burger looks the business ?.
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    Big mistake.

    mel b replied to jukel123's topic in General Talk

    One of my biggest mistakes was starting smoking. I've done lots of dumb things in my life , but that was the dumbest . It took me years to quit , and I still spend most of my time with a vape in my hand.
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    I can't even begin to imagine the devastation of those poor families . Such a tragic waste of those young lives.
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    Feeding kids ?

    mel b replied to micky's topic in General Talk

    Snap ?. It's what always pushed me to graft , so that my kids never went without anything.
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    Meh , I've done worse ??
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    Truly heartbreaking. I can't even begin to imagine the utter devastation of those poor parents .
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    I'll second that.
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    I'm sitting here shaking my head , because I just don't have the words.
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