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    Bow Hunting

    mel b replied to Leo Sayer's topic in General Talk

    Will you be using it for hunting mack , or just targets ?.
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    Fantastic Tomo. Thanks for posting.
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    Lest we forget

    mel b replied to Chid's topic in General Talk

    Well done Aled.
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    Her good self has been making pheasant and mushroom pies , and using mushroom soup with the filling. She's been making some damned fine pheasant pasties , and spicey patties as well. If I eat any more pheasant, I'll be growing feathers
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    An old classic .
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    We've been doing similar with pheasant breast , and chucking a tin of chicken soup in at the end . It's fantastic .
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    It's funny you should mention dat bredren.
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    So do you mean that I'm a single black female ?. I thought I might have noticed. On the other hand , I do find myself partial to handbags, shoes , and jerk chicken.
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    If any man has the knowledge that I need , it'll be mitre .
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    I had problems with my feet for years mack . I was 25 years old before I realised that I'd been putting my boots on the wrong feet.
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    Lest we forget

    mel b replied to Chid's topic in General Talk

    They haven't forgotten, they just don't care .
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    Did the hospital give him the wrong sized boots , or was it the wrong sized boots that put him in hospital dude ?.. Sounds like you had an absolute nightmare of a day.
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    Would it be awfully common of me to mention a slag hammer ?.
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    You'd just need to roll it in flower so that you could find the damp patch .
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    BBC....

    mel b replied to Borr's topic in General Talk

    That's a very polite way of saying they're a right bunch of dirty b*****ds charts .
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    BBC....

    mel b replied to Borr's topic in General Talk

    I'm mainly surprised, that people are surprised.
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    Don't blame me mate. It was fd that wanted to take you dogging .
  20. mel b
    Paying ????? His wallet is like one of those Chinese puzzles . Nobody has been able to figure out how to open it since 1964.
  21. mel b
    Ditchman said you're his +1
  22. mel b
    Wasn't there something about mount batten liking young boys ?.
  23. mel b
    Just booked my ticket , apparently the foods great. One reviewer said that it's the best nosh he's ever had .
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    Who you trying to fool ?. You know that you'd love a little nibble on ditches mini sausage .
  25. mel b
    So he likes a cock in a frock from time to time . No judgment here mate. Feckin homo
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