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mel b

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  1. mel b

    How ?

    Mchull trained him .
  2. I totally agree. I reckon when he goes burgling, he goes through the nicker drawers first .
  3. He's definitely enjoying the dirty talk .
  4. mel b

    Covid..

    I can't see anybody rising scotty . Folks will just shrug and carry on as normal. I certainly will.
  5. Yes but they have Allah looking after them , so they're good to go .
  6. mel b

    Covid..

    I can't really see lockdown ever happening again after the last load of old bollocks scotty.
  7. Top marks to the Donald. That's exactly what any great leader should be saying .
  8. Leave him alone. We were all thinking it , but we were too polite to say it .
  9. I completely disagreed with you , right up to the ponytail. I think that any bloke with a ponytail, should be fed to a tiger
  10. That's pushing it a bit for me dude. I like Jack Russell's, you know where you are with a jack Russell .
  11. What's wrong with interesting or different pets wilf ?. I can understand it being odd when people see them as almost human , with human traits , but liking something that's a little bit different is no bad thing.
  12. Come on gm. You must know enough about reptiles to know that that is complete nonsense, made up by someone that knows absolutely nothing whatsoever about snakes .
  13. I barely trust a bamboo chair when I sit on it , never mind bamboo scaffold, hundreds of feet in the air..
  14. That would be like finding gold mack. My snake room is just a dream ( i think). Looking at that shop in Birmingham earlier, I could have happily bought every royal that they had. They were stunning.
  15. That garter is as cute as any piglet fawn or foal mack. I've kept tarantulas , scorpions, lizards etc , but snakes were always my favourite. They're just such amazing creatures. How can something with no arms and legs thrive in the way that they do . They climb trees , they swim , they kill and eat prey many times bigger than their own head. Just amazing.
  16. I'd love to see them in the wild mack . Especially a huge nest of them, coming out of hibernation . I'd grab handfuls . This thread made me look at snakes for sale . I looked at a place that sells them in Birmingham. It was absolutely amazing to see the stunning snakes that you can buy now, and the coloured variants . You should have seen some of the royal pythons on the website , they just blew me away. When I last kept snakes . Some of the experts were just starting to understand and mess around with genetic mutations , but f**k me you should see them now. I've got tw
  17. I once lost a Chinese rat snake in my mates car. He was terrified of snakes and had to sell the car I also once lost a grass snake in my flat. It turned up on the neighbours sofa across the landing. When I got home from work , the police and rspca were there sorting it out .
  18. You should get a pet garter snake , and sit next to it every night , until you're not scared of them any more . Mind you , a healthy respect for rattlesnakes can only be a wise thing .
  19. It seems crazy that civilised people are using medieval building techniques in this day and age.
  20. Jesus wept. I thought steel scaffold was bad enough .
  21. f**k me stiff . I always had you down as the second hardest bloke on thl.
  22. Trump is making the right noises , and you can bet your life he'll do what needs to be done .
  23. f**k me bangers , they would have been better off if you had just burgled them . Nice work if you can get it mate .
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