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  1. mel b
    Now that's talented mack .
  2. mel b
    Thankyou very much sir .
  3. mel b
    It's a bit of a long shot (pardon the pun), but if you've got one from August 1968 , I'd be over the moon to buy it if I could please.
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    That's impressive mack .
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    It's very easily done when you have something else on your mind tomo. I was talking to a lady on the till at waitrose one day , and I just said " big hairy fanny" . It's a very easy thing to do mate.
  8. mel b
    Branching out already , I like it . We just need a chocolate anus inspector and we're off.
  9. mel b
    I really like Sainsbury's. It keeps all you f***ing riff raff out of waitress. So that I can do my shopping in peace .
  10. mel b
    Right. We've got the company name sorted. We're just waiting on mitre now.
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    Rape Gang Enquiry

    mel b replied to WILF's topic in General Talk

  12. mel b
    Then I shall courteously bow to your vastly superior knowledge of bumholes sir , and tip my hat in your general direction .
  13. mel b
    I dunno mate . I reckon one of them has seen a fair bit of action .
  14. mel b
    They couldn't handle your fine quality literature mate .
  15. mel b
    As long as you've learned something from it , we'll move on , and never speak of the matter ever again .
  16. mel b
    You should try it mate , you could be the next Barbara Cartland . I can just imagine it. " Elsie was pissed , and was gagging for it , so Alf give it her up the shitter on the back lawn . They'd be queueing up to buy it mate .
  17. mel b
    Have you ever thought about writing erotic novels mitre ?. I reckon you'd make a fortune mate .
  18. mel b
    That f***ing told you rick stein .
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    You've had the holiday of a lifetime . Thankyou for sharing it with us . You'll be tripping over your bottom lip when you have to go back to work .
  21. mel b
    I expected you to say that's what you did when your younger brother had ringworm .
  22. mel b
    I can't belive you hacked my account , and wrote things like that about my sweet beautiful darling wife , that i shall love until i draw my last breath , and then for eternity . You're a right c**t you are .
  23. mel b
    You don't want to do a swap do you stav ?. Mine usually gets asked for a pension book as ID. She'd be perfect for you mate , as she can't cook worth a wank either .
  24. mel b
    I'm a relative newcomer to the delights of the pheasant and black pudding combination . They go together absolutely fantastically well mate . Was it a homemade pie ?.
  25. mel b
    Stop talking , or you'll just prove him right .
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