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  1. mel b
    So what your really trying to say , is that you only had 94 wrinkles ?.
  2. mel b
    Healthy eating tips. Freshly washed vadge is OK, but after a couple of days it tastes like a kipper that's been sitting in the sun .
  3. mel b
    Don't kink shame us . It's just good clean fun , and perfectly natural.
  4. mel b
    Well alfonso the male escort said that you had 96 wrinkles on your cock , said he thought you counted them like rings on a tree .
  5. mel b
    Don't worry , you'll grow out of it . I'm 56 this year , and I reckon I'll grow out of it soon as well .
  6. mel b
    It is mack. I just sit there listening to the birdsong , with the stream in the background.
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    This is the view from the bench that I put on the side of a hill in my woodland, in memory of my mom and dad. I promised my mom that I'd put a bench up there for them , with a nice view. I polished and carved a stone to go under the bench.
  8. mel b
    Yep , ditchman is a backdoor specialist. If ever you need your back door smashing in , he's your man 🫡.
  9. mel b
    I was very pleasantly surprised to be honest , especially after my last experience with the local optician.
  10. mel b
    The con was putting his pecker in her friendship ring
  11. mel b
    My mate sent that to me earlier on wattsap. I thought it must be some kind of fake , because absolutely nobody is that feckin stupid .....are they ?.
  12. mel b
    No need to show off , my grandad was German as well.
  13. mel b
    I can only speak from my relatively short time as a glasses wearer. I had to start wearing glasses , to pass my hgv medical. I bought varifocals from my local opticians , they cost around £300 , and I couldn't even walk in them , never mind drive a hgv. For the last two years I've had to drive my lorry , with them perched on the end of my nose , so that I could see over the top of them. Fast forward to a month or so ago. I decided that I really needed to get my glasses sorted . My mrs booked me an appointment at asda , as they were the only ones that didn't have a month long waitin
  14. mel b
    That's a proper birthday treat mate. Just be careful not to rip it again .
  15. mel b
    Damned unreasonable!. What are you expected to do if you need to shoot someone urgently whilst your haemorrhoids are being examined ????. thinking about it . That's probably why you can't take a gun with you.
  16. mel b
    Will we get free handguns on the NHS?.
  17. mel b
    You get 0.73 Norfolk years in 12 months . He's actually older than a conker tree .
  18. mel b
    Now thats a proper nosh mate. That pork looks amazing.
  19. mel b
    Happy 96th birthday mate . I hope you have a great day . I have to take my hat off to you. Not many of us could manage a full day of drug fuelled sex with a high class escort at 96. Just make sure that he doesn't steal your wallet when he leaves .
  20. mel b
    That's a lot of the problem. Many well meaning people just can't see what's happening. I'm a traditional Labour voter ( im a binman, so you couldnt really get much more working class), but the thought of labour getting into power , frightens the shit out of me. I haven't got much , and if labour get into power ,they'll take what little I do have , and give it to someone that has never done a single thing to help the country. I live in the street that I grew up in . I knew everyone in the street . I now know about five families , and most of the rest of the street don't even speak E
  21. mel b
    I'm a very long way from any kind of political expert , but , from what I can see and hear , any , right thinking , decent , normal , person , has no alternative but to vote reform. They seem to be the only chance that the country has left.
  22. mel b
    It looked like it would taste perfect BB. I do miss a full English.
  23. mel b
    That's probably the most perfect food to plate ratio I've ever seen.
  24. mel b
    From what I've heard , most of the London set are felchers.
  25. mel b
    You'll need to help me out a bit mate . I can't see the , sausages , mushrooms, and beans . Did you have them on a separate plate?.
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