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    I completely disagreed with you , right up to the ponytail. I think that any bloke with a ponytail, should be fed to a tiger
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    That's pushing it a bit for me dude. I like Jack Russell's, you know where you are with a jack Russell .
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    What's wrong with interesting or different pets wilf ?. I can understand it being odd when people see them as almost human , with human traits , but liking something that's a little bit different is no bad thing.
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    Come on gm. You must know enough about reptiles to know that that is complete nonsense, made up by someone that knows absolutely nothing whatsoever about snakes .
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    I barely trust a bamboo chair when I sit on it , never mind bamboo scaffold, hundreds of feet in the air..
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    That would be like finding gold mack. My snake room is just a dream ( i think). Looking at that shop in Birmingham earlier, I could have happily bought every royal that they had. They were stunning.
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    That garter is as cute as any piglet fawn or foal mack. I've kept tarantulas , scorpions, lizards etc , but snakes were always my favourite. They're just such amazing creatures. How can something with no arms and legs thrive in the way that they do . They climb trees , they swim , they kill and eat prey many times bigger than their own head. Just amazing.
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    I'd love to see them in the wild mack . Especially a huge nest of them, coming out of hibernation . I'd grab handfuls . This thread made me look at snakes for sale . I looked at a place that sells them in Birmingham. It was absolutely amazing to see the stunning snakes that you can buy now, and the coloured variants . You should have seen some of the royal pythons on the website , they just blew me away. When I last kept snakes . Some of the experts were just starting to understand and mess around with genetic mutations , but f**k me you should see them now. I've got tw
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    I once lost a Chinese rat snake in my mates car. He was terrified of snakes and had to sell the car I also once lost a grass snake in my flat. It turned up on the neighbours sofa across the landing. When I got home from work , the police and rspca were there sorting it out .
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    You should get a pet garter snake , and sit next to it every night , until you're not scared of them any more . Mind you , a healthy respect for rattlesnakes can only be a wise thing .
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    It seems crazy that civilised people are using medieval building techniques in this day and age.
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    Jesus wept. I thought steel scaffold was bad enough .
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    f**k me stiff . I always had you down as the second hardest bloke on thl.
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    Trump is making the right noises , and you can bet your life he'll do what needs to be done .
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    f**k me bangers , they would have been better off if you had just burgled them . Nice work if you can get it mate .
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    Bangers does his best work in the dark .
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    Are you decorating it dude ? , or have you just burgled everything?.
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    I could murder that mate. I'm starving .
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    Feck me. I just put half a stone on reading your post . That lot sounds fantastic .
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    I haven't got the foggiest idea what it is , but it looks feckin delicious .
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    You always give the best advice when it comes to dildos mate . Thankyou .
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    Pet hates.

    mel b replied to socks's topic in General Talk

    How is the black eye now mate. ? To be honest , you'd probably be safer if you didn't put your face so close .
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