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mel b

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  1. You gotta love those classy spoons birds
  2. That's one of those things that looks really simple , and really really tasty .
  3. Don't worry Keith, we're all right behind you , and praying for the good lord to take you now mate .
  4. I'm not honestly sure mush, but I think the bumper harvest has been down to the dry summer. I tend to just look out of the window for my weather reports . And so far, it's been 100% correct .
  5. You're just taking all the fun out of hospital visits juke . My favourite is the obligatory junkie , handcuffed to two coppers , outside A+E.
  6. Spent most of yesterday making pheasant jerky , and my mrs made roast hazelnut flapjack . The hazelnuts came from my woodland ( bumper crop this year), and has a layer of dark chocolate. The pheasants also came from my woodland, and the jerky was made using a spiced tandoori mix ( added to my usual cure). I wish that id added a bit of food colouring to the jerky , but both are delicious , and I've made enough jerky to last until next year.
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    Ian Watkins

    He was a real sick and twisted c**t Walt. Dead is the very best way for him mate.
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    Good

    A very satisfying turn of events
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    Scammed

    I had exactly the same thing dude. Some fat scruffy bird was using my place to register her phone, car , sky etc. I reported it to the police , but they said its my own fault for marrying her
  10. No , he's me replying to himself
  11. Feck . I started laughing at it , then I thought about it , and I started retching at it
  12. Dey eat da poo poo .
  13. He's got the makings of a decent salad there
  14. Don't worry wilf , it was just your inner homo , trying to fight it's way out of the closet .
  15. Your sympathy for your work colleague, and his obvious pain , is truly heart warming TOMO. It's enough to bring a tear to your eye mate. . You can always rely on your real mates to be complete c**ts . .
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    Scammed

    Apparently it's very common wilf . It was a new one on me to be honest mate. I can't see why or how , the people doing this aren't being caught , and getting f****d by the law. Why aren't banks just saying " right , we don't deal with that shop/petrol station any longer" ?.
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    Scammed

    A woman I dated for a while , sat on the edge of the bed crying one day ( thats nothing unusual after one of my dire attempts at lovemaking). She said that 8k had just been taken out of her bank account . She called the bank , and within the space of a few minutes , the bank had confirmed that it was a phishing scam , and just put the 8k back into her account. I wash a bit shocked by it all , and for a bank to just hand over 8k like it was 10p , must mean that it's nothing unusual , and happens all the time. My mrs had a few small transactions on her card a few years ago . The money
  18. I've heard most of those facts on news items and other reliable sources over the last few years , so I'd guess that most of it is true.
  19. I've a few friends that have sold up and moved away from there lifelong homes , in what used to be respectable areas. I live in the street that I grew up in , and used to know every single person , but I barely know anyone now , and as English is my only language , I can't even communicate with most of them. I can't see that I'll be here too much longer to be honest mack.
  20. He was definitely stating facts . I don't visit Handsworth very often now , but whenever I do , the only white faces I'll see , are eastern Europeans. Anyone that knows the area , knows that he's telling the truth . It really is a filthy slum , and the government didn't turn it into a slum , the people that live there did it.
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    Tourettes.

    Now come on Keith, we all know that stalking is your thing . It would be rude of me to tread on your toes mate.
  22. I see that the green eyed monster is with you again.
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