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mel b

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  1. Inbred , illiterate, rotten teeth . That's your average Tipton bird right there .
  2. I'm very disappointed in you . Ugly should never be an excuse for not mounting the beast . My mates favourite saying is " faint heart never xxxxxx a pig "
  3. Is that some manner of hair dryer that you're sitting on ? .
  4. Having read through his policies , I can confirm that he's talking more sense than the main political parties . I particularly liked his policy that all cars will run on venos, to avoid congestion .
  5. I empty my sack three times a week , do you think I'll go to heaven mack ? .
  6. Sorry tats , my mistake. I thought you meant that the government could start sending illegal immigrants to Rwanda. I must start paying more attention .
  7. You're joking ?. I thought it would go straight out of the window.
  8. Talking of rodents , how are you finding those new jumbo hamsters ?.
  9. I like that letter very much. She has a bigger pair of balls than anyone else in parliament.
  10. With a bit of luck , she might be a future leader of the Conservative party . I'm a traditional Labour voter , that voted Conservative last time ( I was daft enough to believe in Boris the liar, and let's get brexit done), but I don't think that I could bring myself to vote Conservative again , and their ain't no way on gods green earth that I'll vote for the current Labour Party. I'm guessing that the reform party will be the only option for me , and I'm guessing that it'll be the same for millions of other people.
  11. Lightweight . I don't drink these days , and I really don't miss those two day hangovers after a bender
  12. If it isn't at least half vodka , then it can't be classed as a decent breakfast I'm afraid.
  13. She was the only mp that was saying what the majority of British people are thinking.
  14. Did she say " yeah , I wondered what that smell was " .
  15. Possum looks like it would taste how a dead rat smells
  16. I watch plenty of alaska programmes on the TV, and I've always wondered what beaver ( the animal ) tasted like . I also wonder what bear tastes like . They always say it tastes delicious, but I always think it would taste awful.
  17. Serious question mack. Have you ever eaten beaver ?.
  18. I agree . They're another one of those smells that just triggers hungry mode .
  19. The best ever breakfast , is an early morning fry up , when you've been sat outside fishing all night . You can smell it from half a mile away , and it tastes amazing .
  20. And just like that the love was gone .
  21. Since my op I could manage a sausage and an egg. I would just have to lick the brown sauce off the rest .
  22. You're my hero . I think I love you . That fry up is a proper breakfast . I'm drooling over it .
  23. You'll be fine, I only put it half way in
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