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mel b

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  1. I find that anyone that can't speak the Kings English , is just a savage , that has no business trying to converse with me .
  2. I love anything that's charred . Burned=flavour .
  3. You're just showing off now aren't you . I could demolish that right now.
  4. I've read about it on another site. To be honest , it's just too f***ing disturbing to think about. What the f**k is happening to the world ???. It's bad enough that one nutter is insane enough to be into something like this , but , thousands of other equally insane people are enjoying it right along with him . It's just like those monkey torturing nut jobs that have been all over the news this week. Nobody loves to laugh and joke about daft stuff more than me , but these f***ing lunatics are really doing this stuff. Have people always been doing things like this , and we're on
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    Pet hates.

    I used shaved hamsters , they're wipe clean
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    Pet hates.

    I'm terribly sorry , I know that a gentleman of your breeding, would never shake a fellow piddlers todger , without first putting on his calf skin todger shaking gloves .
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    Pet hates.

    You should have been a good toilet neighbour , and shaken it for him
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    Pet hates.

    You paint such a wonderful picture
  9. Bang on the money . As children mature , they'll become curious about many things . This curiosity should be allowed to run in its own good time as they mature , and not pounced upon and or forced , by teachers. Just let children be children , and don't use them as pawns in the modern game of woke.
  10. Yep. I've never been a fan of religion , since it was forced down my throat as a kid , and I had horrific nightmares and flashbacks that the devil would get me. I was determined that my kids would never have any religion forced on them as youngsters , but if they wanted to follow a religion of their choosing as they got older , then they would have my full support. Organised religion , has been the hiding place of some of the biggest monsters in history.
  11. It seems to me that the head teacher us aiming at true equality. Not the skewed equality that creates most of the problems and tensions that we see in this country . When my kids were young , I didn't want them exposed to any religion . Religion was their choice to make , once they were old enough to understand, and choose what they felt was right. My children were raised with decent values , a sense of right and wrong . Religion played no part in it.
  12. These are the best eggs that you'll ever taste by a long way. Crispy around the edges , but with a runny yoke. The only downside is that your cholesterol level will be so high , that your life expectancy is about a fortnight .
  13. I'm so glad that I shoot my own food. Those prices are crazy.
  14. What a fantastic sight to see. It would make my day to find that little lot.
  15. I've had a 56 plate xtrail for about 5 years now . It's done almost 173,000 , and still drives well. I keep thinking that it has to give up soon , but it just keeps on going. In all honesty , it's probably the best all rounder that I've ever owned.
  16. Don't mock my size issues . I can manage two inches on a warm day
  17. I'm not a bummer . I never push it more than half way in , so that doesn't count
  18. I can't really eat fried food these days , so I'll have to go with the cocaine fuelled sex instead
  19. I bet that really hit the spot
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    grim

    I have to agree. A person like that will never be of any use to the human race.
  21. I might get gold panning in my own stream .
  22. The neighbour at our woodland in Wales found a tiny gold nugget , she looked at the small stream on her land , and could see it glinting in the sun. No real value , but a brilliant thing to find.
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    The Royals

    I'm starting to think that you're not a believer
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