mel b
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It's like they just don't hear or understand what's being said , and they are completely unaware of the blindingly obvious truth. I've often wondered if politicians start life as scumbags , or if they start off as decent human beings , with a desire to do the right thing , but then the political system( and getting their snout in the trough) turns them into lieing cheating scumbags ?.
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Did they taste of asshole ?.
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That's not a hotel room tomo , it's a porn set. Keep your clothes on because you're definitely being secretly filmed .
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That looks feckin excellent .
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As camp as a row of tents .
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I've been driving hgv for more years than I care to remember, and I've had a proper gut full of it now. Just remember, that it'll soon become as easy as driving your car , and , don't forget to cover your skips.
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This is the stuff. I've never heard of it before.
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Sad but true mack. My lad brought me a bottle of rum a couple of weeks ago . I haven't got the foggiest idea what it's like , but I'm looking forward to trying it.
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I haven't touched any kind of tobacco for about ten years . I hated smoking cigarettes, but I really miss Cuban cigars. I enjoyed it so much , that I almost had another one ( but didnt dare). I stumbled across the Cubans in my old humidor(that my old man made for me about 20 years ago). I'd completely forgotten that I still had cigars in the house. I thought that it would be rank after so long , but the cigar was as fresh as the day it went in there. I might start having a Cuban and a glass of rum occasionally when I'm sat outside at my woodland. It's a fine place to sit on a
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I very rarely drink these days, and haven't smoked for about ten years , but i had a glass of rum , and a Cuban cigar , in memory of my old mate Ray, who's funeral I attended on Friday. Ray would have approved .
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One of these days I really should tell my mate what it means .
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The only Spanish I know , is mucho grande maracon. One day , I had a , drunk , Spanish speaking , Russian , lad working on the truck( dont ask , we get allsorts). I pointed to my other mate , and said to the Russian lad ," mucho grande maracon " . The Russian lad said , " ah , you like Ricky Martin? " , and started wiggling his hips . My mate ( who can barely speak english ), said " yes " and started wiggling his hips along with the drunk Russian . It was one of those , you had to be there moments , but it still tickles me now , just thinking about it .
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I work with a black Austrian guy. His dad worked for the un , and the family have lived all around the world . My mate speaks about eight different languages , and the only one that he can't get to grips with is Japanese. His brothers and sisters live all around the world , and when he speaks to them on the phone , they all speak in different languages. I asked him one day , what language he thinks in , and he thinks in English.
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I find that anyone that can't speak the Kings English , is just a savage , that has no business trying to converse with me .
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I love anything that's charred . Burned=flavour .
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You're just showing off now aren't you . I could demolish that right now.
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I've read about it on another site. To be honest , it's just too f***ing disturbing to think about. What the f**k is happening to the world ???. It's bad enough that one nutter is insane enough to be into something like this , but , thousands of other equally insane people are enjoying it right along with him . It's just like those monkey torturing nut jobs that have been all over the news this week. Nobody loves to laugh and joke about daft stuff more than me , but these f***ing lunatics are really doing this stuff. Have people always been doing things like this , and we're on
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Sssshhhh.
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I used shaved hamsters , they're wipe clean
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I'm terribly sorry , I know that a gentleman of your breeding, would never shake a fellow piddlers todger , without first putting on his calf skin todger shaking gloves .
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You should have been a good toilet neighbour , and shaken it for him
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You paint such a wonderful picture
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Bang on the money . As children mature , they'll become curious about many things . This curiosity should be allowed to run in its own good time as they mature , and not pounced upon and or forced , by teachers. Just let children be children , and don't use them as pawns in the modern game of woke.
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Yep. I've never been a fan of religion , since it was forced down my throat as a kid , and I had horrific nightmares and flashbacks that the devil would get me. I was determined that my kids would never have any religion forced on them as youngsters , but if they wanted to follow a religion of their choosing as they got older , then they would have my full support. Organised religion , has been the hiding place of some of the biggest monsters in history.
