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  1. Finally remembered my password

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    2. Astanley

      Astanley

      It has been terrible without you ,I have missed you so much x

    3. paulus

      paulus

      Not been locked into anybody else's account since i left then xx 

       

    4. Malt
  2. Just opened a Christmas card and a Yorkshire pudding fell out,took me a while to work out it was from my Aunt Bessie

  3. To go anywhere, you must go halfway first, and then you must go half of the remaining distance, and half of the remaining distance, and so forth to infinity: Thus, motion is impossible.

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    2. walshie

      walshie

      Doesn't mean motion is impossible, just getting to your destination.

    3. paulus

      paulus

      to get there you would have to accept that 0.99999r = 1 but if you do that then only 0 becomes correct

       

    4. walshie

      walshie

      Well that goes without saying....lol

  4. f***ing sick of Mikuni carbs, who ever invented them wants a kick in the slats.

    1. walshie

      walshie

      That whole sentence is a blast from the past. lol

  5. snow in the midlands too...

  6. Man Flu more like Ebola......

    1. OldTrapCollector

      OldTrapCollector

      Manbola - would kill a woman stone dead

    2. MoChara

      MoChara

      Ah poor paulus lol

  7. and so begins another weary day......

    1. walshie

      walshie

      My arms, my legs, my body aches

    2. paulus

      paulus

      have you tried paracetamol lol

    3. walshie

      walshie

      You hum it son. I'll play it.

  8. motherboard and cpu arrive a week late and then don't fooking work Grrrrrrrrrr

    1. Joe1888

      Joe1888

      sare yin, what spec?

    2. Flipper_Al
    3. walshie

      walshie

      Monkeys and computers. lol

  9. Cold and then some

  10. Roll On Easter.............lol

    1. WEDGEY

      WEDGEY

      What did Santa bring you

    2. paulus

      paulus

      fook all as usual......Bah Humbug lol

    3. WEDGEY

      WEDGEY

      You must have been a bold boy

  11. Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year to one and all

  12. Photoshop about to get launched over the fence lol

    1. Matt

      Matt

      Are you still looking for the 'deblur' icon?

  13. release the secret weapon

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    2. paulus

      paulus

      if i told you it wouldn't be a secret.....lol

       

    3. patterdale

      patterdale

      I can keep a secret.... its the people i tell that pass it on !

    4. .WARREN.
  14. another log on the fire................toasty

  15. Honey im home

    1. walshie

      walshie

      Your dinner's in the dog.

    2. Blackbriar

      Blackbriar

      Is my dinner still warm? It should be,it's on the fire !

  16. 24hrs of rain getting monotonous now

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    2. Accip74

      Accip74

      Same here, even allowed the dog in early last night, I'm getting soft!

    3. The one

      The one

      No be moaning about a hose pipe ban this year then ?.

    4. dytkos

      dytkos

      Wellies on yesterday for the first time in 2 months

  17. parthenogenesis for when you like your own company

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    2. walshie

      walshie

      That'll save you going to McD's for their free wifi. lol

    3. PIL
    4. Bobbybootleg

      Bobbybootleg

      explains where jesus came from but it has only been seen in snakes???

  18. Release Sgt Al Blackman, jailed for killing a terrorist,

    1. Blackbriar

      Blackbriar

      And give him a medal for doing his job well !

    2. walshie

      walshie

      And sack the idiots who put him on trial.

    3. Ggib

      Ggib

      and let him decide the punishment for the wogs who done lee rigby

  19. Fear does not prevent death, it prevents life.

    1. stripes

      stripes

      Thats deep paulus.

  20. Well that's another black and purple broken toe ffs i give up

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    2. walshie

      walshie

      lol! Nice one BB.

    3. stabba

      stabba

      manky old tramp lol

    4. walshie

      walshie

      What is this? The THL sympathy dept? lol

  21. ffs thats some smelly shite there spreading over the back lol

    1. R.A.W

      R.A.W

      That's the good stuff !!!!!

    2. paulus

      paulus

      thought the Mrs had farted at first lol

    3. norseman

      norseman

      I thought it was last nights beer and curry ye were spreading up your back haha

  22. beer and a curry rude not to. over and out lol

    1. Mixedgrill

      Mixedgrill

      You wouldn't refuse a summons

  23. like night time here

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    2. Tiercel

      Tiercel

      we have rain in bucket sized drops....... That is what is was like here earlier this morning, with thunder and lightning

       

    3. walshie

      walshie

      That's how it is here now TC.

    4. Tiercel

      Tiercel

      It's back now just as hard without the thunder

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