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low plains drifter

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  1. The squires welcome they poacher things on their land with open arms over here, they cannot get enough of gangs of yoyo's from ragamuffin housing estates visiting in search of potential picnic'ing hotspots
  2. Wears his Air Max on his knees, and takes it up the rusty bullet hole
  3. Come all without, Come all within, You won't see nothing like the mighty Whin
  4. Benzyl Benzoate, good stuff would that stuff work on my head? You'll be sporting a thatch like feckin Teen wolf in no time squire, grow hair on a billiard ball that stuff
  5. would it not go under the strain?? Is Tomo being used as stud ?
  6. Blackbird singing in the dead of night, take these sunken eyes, and learn to see
  7. You guarantee we wouldn't say anything to anyone? Tell you what mate, if you don't like the forum rules and don't like how it's moderated, why don't you try another one where cock-measuring is more acceptable? Okay I garuntee you'd only say something once to my face I'm fully aware of the law and I agree certain things should be kept to ourselves but there's certain ways of talking to people that's what im trying to say... Lol. OK Rambo. If you think that pm was "talking to people like shit" you must be even thinner-skinned and more precious than the other complainers. It
  8. An orange, some mixed nuts, and a small toy
  9. To hell with shooting hares, where's me feckin ale, i'm livid
  10. I get the impression some vets will rinse you
  11. Sounds like something to do with iworkwhippets when he's somewhere other than the golf course
  12. Yes - 2 of them Be sure to feed them a halal diet only If you'll be my bodyguard I can be your long lost pal I can call you Betty And Betty when you call me you can call me Halal
  13. Bet he'd be all over it like stink on shit after a good day on the windy land
  14. Get Meindl Sportwax slapped on
  15. Are they expecting every c**t. to talk like this ?
  16. By next week I doubt the place will be moving.It will be like blackpool for the next few weeks. What you mean derelict, downtrodden, and dilapidated ?
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