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low plains drifter

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  1. Roast sirloin of beef with horseradish resting on a bed of cardboard placemat
  2. Pink car! Caviar! Champagne! Cigar! Scruffy Gunt!
  3. Mange tout Rodney! Mange tout!
  4. There'll be fukkun hell on if they come for my fish
  5. Once you step out of the sunlight into the narrow corridors, it's time to protect your nuts guys
  6. Fukk all these guinea cack suckers, if mada pasa isn't on with his AK 47 chollers then it's just not cricket
  7. I can see it now a 30 year old Vauxhall vectra on the A1 obstructing the centre lane hazards akimbo, squad of gobshite paraffins and cream coloured shivery spindlys hunkered down on grass verge
  8. I would like something like my old bitch again if I could find a litter, she's 12 year old now strong and still got a back like a snooker table, I regret not taking a litter from her Have you not kept anything going from your old stuff?
  9. He wants to do something with all that pasture land he's got, what do you reckon Mack, a new line of Northumbrian merino wool Base layers for starters?
  10. It's got a nice feel to the place when you walk alongside the river towards Hexham then the river opens out, I've always enjoyed the area
  11. That'll be one of these woke trendy metrosexual bucks that identifies as a doe, they're enough to get on your tits
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