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low plains drifter

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  1. There's a fella got a young Platts bred dog up here, it looks a canny dog, probably not up to the capability of the type Charts has, but I think it would be reasonable if somewhat cumbersome, but cumbersome might be helpful where he exercises this big wolf, I can see him now hauling that big grey carcass in hot pursuit as one of the local roe sets its sights on the next pocket of woodland, heel Fenton heel, step aside Mavis with your Cockapoo, I'm 110 lbs of bounce chunks and Dr John silver medal and I'm not equipped with any traction control Grrrrrrrrr! Grrrrrrrrr!
  2. Roast sirloin of beef with horseradish resting on a bed of cardboard placemat
  3. Pink car! Caviar! Champagne! Cigar! Scruffy Gunt!
  4. Mange tout Rodney! Mange tout!
  5. There'll be fukkun hell on if they come for my fish
  6. Once you step out of the sunlight into the narrow corridors, it's time to protect your nuts guys
  7. Fukk all these guinea cack suckers, if mada pasa isn't on with his AK 47 chollers then it's just not cricket
  8. I can see it now a 30 year old Vauxhall vectra on the A1 obstructing the centre lane hazards akimbo, squad of gobshite paraffins and cream coloured shivery spindlys hunkered down on grass verge
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