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  1. low plains drifter
    I'll make the gardens, Cushty can fertilise the hedging
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    Back to front chastity belt
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    I've heard the old country gardeners used to rub their hands with nettles before starting work to relieve their rheumatism or the screws as they called it
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    The goldfish hanging up in water filled bags at the Spanish City used to keep their heads down as the next quick draw Mcgraw attempted to smoke the nailed to the shelf empty matchboxes, I reckon the yoke would have been more use being lobbed at the coconuts anti theft chain and all
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    Looking good Socks Head doorman at the blue oyster in his spare time
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    I remember working in a butchers shop mid 90's and we used to get meat with product of zimbabwe stamped on the packs lol
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    Need a brindle for mousing, and with a potential penalty of 6 months prison and £5000 per mouse, you have to go deep, I mean deep undercover to find the required stock
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    And the feral hogs get donatedMy missus got given brace of pheasants Saturday and week before brace of partridge and rabbit. I'm sure I watched some Doc' on Dept of Fish & Wildlife officers where when the officers confiscated illegally taken fish they just drove to the food shelter and dropped them off too. It's a good system. I thought a similar system here would put quality meat into the mouths of folks at the bottom of society and also further legitimise fieldsports. Unfortunately I don't think many would know what to do with it or like the taste,they probably want it shrink wrapped
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    Remember the same thing happening years ago, someone living in the loft and coming out when the owners went to work, what a sight that would have been for one of them to come home early to find some fecker with the pans on the go
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    Agencies can dry bum you like nobody's business, real bottom feeding, pond life saprophytes
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    Im very laid back grappler. In sparring or in comp, im always calm. Next my first mma fight. Im so laid back that during a fight i can often be found laying on sofa at home smoking a joint haha fighting is for queer guys an butch chicks, atleast all this pretend fighting is haha bet your leotard is full of bombers
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    This is like the harry hill show, but which one is better, there's only one way to find out
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    Yh food banks I see them carrying ther tesco packs of 12 donuts and cookies. 2l bottles of coke etc. From the size of most them Its cleae they have there own banks of fat reserves to be used. Half these people spend there benefits on drugs alcohol fags and complete shyte. There's an idea, hand out nothing but unwanted, unplucked pheasants at the food banks, could you imagine the look on their fizzy drink and cake expectant faces
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    Hear they found him a slot over on facebook
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    Pml serious..young joe champion of ireland sez mcgreggor has to fight him to claim being fighting irish or summat like that.him and big joe are all on f/b full drunk standing round a fire.mcgregor can pick his fair playman. Pml serious..young joe champion of ireland sez mcgreggor has to fight him to claim being fighting irish or summat like that.him and big joe are all on f/b full drunk standing round a fire.mcgregor can pick his fair playman. Did their hands not catch light ?
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    Had the garda a hip flask of curacho ?
  17. low plains drifter
    Think they gave them to dogfox as a parting gesture
  18. low plains drifter
    You can do all that and more whilst sporting aldi wellies, camp hoodie and skid lid
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    Yes, the granddaughter loves them. TC On toast with grated cheese on top
  20. low plains drifter
    Are the tins of beans and sausages still 35 pence ?
  21. low plains drifter
    If you could attach your coils to your feet you could say you were just testing out your new snow shoes.. Right that's me off to dragons den looking for large for 10 %
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    Sounds a considerate fella
  23. low plains drifter
    Well where was she lost ?, I mean she's not a set of car keys, and it's not as if she's inconfackingspicurous nar is she ?
  24. low plains drifter
    This happens because the earth is flat
  25. low plains drifter
    On the count of three thon shall wake from the dead
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