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    leopards

    jukel123 replied to keepdiggin's topic in General Talk

    Great white hunter not so tough . I love it when the hunter becomes the hunted. I always supported the Indians against the cowboys when I was a kid.? What a memory for the guy who was attacked, a real adrenalin moment, when you know you are alive. The screaming before the cat even got to him will be hard to live down though. Big Jessie.?
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    Why do they need a lamp at that age? I'm with Bill, they are capable of generating their own body temperature at their age. BUT, they are your pups Jig you do what you want.?
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    How they do all of the above at night as well is unbelievable. Half the time I've got my heart in my throat when lamping.
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    ROE DEER

    jukel123 replied to micky's topic in General Talk

    Agree with every point above. Roe are at plague proportions, they are a menace for drivers, particularly at dusk. Both my sons live in the far north and for them the problem is reds. I like to walk late at night and at dawn, believe me, the reds up north are like rabbits used to be in the fifties. When foot and mouth strikes again, which it very probably will, no amount of slaughtering will eradicate the disease because it will be present in the deer population which is very mobile. There needs to be a prolonged cull otherwise the country's foot and mouth free status will be gone for good
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    Or......Wilf.......The hammers have some great black lads at the moment. They really have some skills and athleticism. I really don't know where we would be without them. Gnasher... you are spot on there Wilf. Multiciulturalism is the way to go. Wilf......Be good when a few cross dressers, gay guys and muslims get into the team as well. Gnasher...correct Wilf. I think we need some positive discrimination policies. Who cares if we get demoted? Gay nuns, a couple of misunderstood nonces and a handicapped dwarf would go down very nicely.. Wilf.......You need to lay off that
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    Hasn't the leader of the free world, that great truth teller, none other than Donald Trump had a stint at wrestling?
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    I hate to be the one to break it to you trigger but wrestling isn't real. Fury didn't really punch that fella. You might as well know as well that there's no Santa either!??
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    Johnstone could not care les about redundancies and economic chaos. When asked about the effects of uncertainty he said " fiuck business." Nobody voted for "no deal" . It makes no sense. We will still have to make deals with the EU in the days and months and years after Brexit. But we will be beggars at the table. The EU know that they are our biggest customers. We need them more than they need us. All this "just get it done stuff is fine until the shit hits the fan with peoples' jobs. The idea of getting rid of elites in Europe is great until we see the elite controlling us here, f**
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    My first thought was that Fury should be charged with bringing the noble art into disrepute. But then I thought well it's easy money, if the retards in the US get some pleasure out of the pantomine then what's the harm? Even Ali went down the wrestling/ pantomine route to earn easy money. It's a short career and you don't get punched in the face when wrestling, so why not?
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    If everybody agreed to only write what they would say face to face, then the chat would be a lot more civilised. Hiding behind your anonymity is low.
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    "Sailing by". Otherwise known as intro to the shipping forecast on radio4 . Brilliant. Never fails to hit the spot.
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    Seems a serious, credible guy. Scary. Wtf is out there?
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    My youngest used to compete for the fire with a lurcher bitch in exactly the same way. It was supposed to be a kennel dog but it ended up his shadow. I had to have it pts when it was 9. I don't think he's forgiven me yet. I remember when he was about six I accidentally stood on its paw causing it to yelp. The wee bugger punched me hard in the balls in retaliation for hurting his dog. I blame his mother's genes.
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    Let your mind clear, get the funeral over. Family members do disappear at times like these. They don't want to face up to things. I wouldn't fall out with them. It's not worth it. Try to stay calm. Phone the Samaritans. Maybe think of seeing the doctor. Don't make any decisions when your mind is like this.
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    Funny I often go to Durham Miners Gala where lads still march to their colliery bands and recall the struggle against Thatcher. But with the benefit of hindsight coal had to go for environmental reasons. If only Thatcher had put money into regenerating the coal mining areas to provide jobs instead of just destroying it all. Bitch.
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    Everything in moderation is the answer.
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    The one thing I have noticed with regard to health is that the vast majority of old men have flat stomachs. The grim reaper loves fat bellies. I've seen a lot of my friends die before their time of obesity. I make it a habit to keep myself thin. If I start to get porky and lethargic I don't eat much and move more until I lose the weight. Simples.
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    https://www.huffpost.com/entry/eskimo-myth_b_5268420?guccounter=1&guce_referrer=aHR0cHM6Ly93d3cuZ29vZ2xlLmNvbS8&guce_referrer_sig=AQAAAENjHr87XzQCoRMDc6Rm7c53XKry1TkUB2Kd2rYzGjwDfkDlZaCDPb7r0KxhOA2lz-3zzD1OszpOk6Bhkd0i0pRnyfp2RjVLyyRbclmNi7ZTUKaLiQUGr8KM_Yuj9br0W5AJXpYlRsfw1T0crtrKf5CjeEPSdgS227fGA1QdB_kR
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    Jesus that is profoundly sad mate, but take comfort in the fact that you did everything you possibly could for her.
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    When the doctor comes tell him how you are feeling. I think you are worrying unnecessarily about money. The certificate doesn't cost anywhere near that mate. Life's always worth living even it's it's not as great as when you were younger. There's always something interesting in the day to keep you going. Get out with the dogs into God's cathedral:--the countryside. There's nothing more healing to the mind.
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    Bloke says to his partner " Why don't you moan and groan when we are making love?" Reply: " Ok Well the electric needs paying and her at the bingo blanked me again. Little Billy needs new shoes and little Sarah has big problems at school. The rent is going up............"
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    Any woman demanding an orgasm, should, in my opinion, be given a slap.? https://www.theguardian.com/science/2019/sep/30/rabbits-may-hold-key-to-solving-mystery-of-human-female-orgasm
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    He's certainly a looker.?
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    You are one lucky fecker. I would love that set up. You coming back on here has slightly depressed me though. I thought you had escaped THL's clutches for good, a bit like the guy in One Flew over the Cuckoo's Nest who escaped the asylum. I was both envying and cheering your escape. I have now come to the conclusion nobody ever really escapes THL .?
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    How's your 1/4 deer/grey shaping up HH?
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