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  1. Disturbed a Woodcock yesterday morning at dawn. At least my dogs did. Somebody will make a fortune if they can video a Woodcock carrying its young. That's if they do do that. Would love to see it. Was reading yesterday that there is a record of a Great Tit killing a Goldcrest and carrying it away in its feet. ( AA RSPB The Complete Book of British Birds) Really? I think the guy that recorded had been on the magic mushrooms.
  2. I'm glad they are thriving somewhere. Too much intensive agriculture where I am in SW Scotland.
  3. I can walk miles just for that..silence. Hate traffic noise even in the distance.
  4. Christ partridges! Haven't seen or heard a covey in years. Every field used to contain a family not that many moons ago.
  5. That's what made me think of Blackbird. They leave pretzels like that in my garden round about August to October. They are obviously feeding on blue berries of some description probably blackberries. If you stand in it you leave blue footprints on your paving.
  6. Disturbed cock pheasant. Croaking frogs in Spring. Lambs in Spring. Swans flying overhead. Grouse on the hill. Curlew..my favourite. Lapwing Skylark. Nest building rooks. Pink feet geese. Wood pigeon. Splash of a leaping salmon. Vixen at night. Any more?
  7. Ah, now I understand. A sawn off,nice one Mr End.
  8. Not goose in my opinion. The scats are lying next to an acorn shell. This gives us some idea of scale. Goose poo is four or five times thicker than those in the photo. I think its a bird which has been feeding on blackberries or similar. Bird belonging to Blackbird family?
  9. I don't understand. Can you explain?
  10. Entitled: "Fuckwits demonstrate surprising ability to endlessly discuss shite on internet".
  11. Gnasher is a bit of a mystery. He reckoned he was the alpha male on here..... distilled masculinity. ( Some members bought it and constantly flashed their arses for him to enter) Maybe he is Mr Macho we don't know. People do tell a lot of lies on the internet. He worked with Lenny Mclean as a bouncer, he could outlift anybody on here, he was an ex pro heavyweight boxer, (but he wouldn't give his name) ex champion arm wrestler. He was very generous. He could go apeshit and then get over himself. Into pitbull fighting (horrible activity in my opinion) and felt offended when women breastfed in t
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    Airbags

    I hope you gave her the back of your hand. Dereliction of duty late dinner.
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    Airbags

    I was driving a Honda Civic. I was def travelling faster than 14 mph and the other driver hit me at fairly high speed. Both cars written off. My airbags def never activated. It was in 99 so no chance of investigation now.
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    Airbags

    I had a similar experience. I was genuinely injured.First thing my GP asked me was whether the airbags had activated.I got the strong impression he was trying to discover whether I was a compensation seeker or genuinely hurt.
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    Porn.

    There's the voice of experience. Did your stitch dissolve or did it have to be snipped off?
  16. Both of those creatures are in serious,serious decline. I love the call of the lapwing , but I have to travel to hear it now. It's a long time since I heard a hedgehog shuffling in a hedgerow too. Very sad.
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    Porn.

    I don't think anal leakage films exist Rusty. Nothing else which tickles your fancy?
  18. jukel123

    Porn.

    Sorry, I could post similar stuff every day if you wish..do wonders for your figure.
  19. jukel123

    Porn.

    You're welcome. Next time you see a a young girl walking funny, you know why. Seriously, do schoolkids get taught that porn is fantasy and not real ? Do they get taught about cross infection and anal leakage? Time they did .
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    Porn.

    Mrs went to a meeting of old biddies. Its some sort of club where they get together and sometimes have a visiting speaker. Last night there was a speaker talking about her job as a sexual health nurse. I was pulling her leg about it before she went, saying all the old biddies will enjoy being shocked..keep them affronted and muttering for weeks. She said I'm very broad minded, it will take a lot to shock me. So she comes home and is very quiet. Then she spills the beans. Apparently it's not chlamidia queens or pox or hiv which takes up her working day. It's young girls who have weird infection
  21. This was the top story on BBC news. Why?
  22. If they were taken off the protected register and allowed to be killed by farmers and sportsmen, their numbers would reduce dramatically. farmers would protect their financial interests and cull them big time.
  23. I'll boil a few kettles in case we get a power outage in Scotland.
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