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    Do you think you go twelve rounds with Katie Taylor? Damn sure she could hammer me for fun. I used to think womens boxing was obscene, but when you see the level that some of these girls are at, and the way they enjoy it and can earn money, Then fair play.
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    He was the dogs bollocks in Greenwing.
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    That's fair. But I've never played those sports. Too gay ? Tennis and golf that is.?
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    Cynical b*****ds,give him break. For your information hes determined to show penance for his previous behaviour and is volunteering 24/7 in a hostel for sexually abused children.
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    Do you remember you Arsenal fans who successfully campaigned to get rid of Wenger? You know the guy that built "the invincibles". Who signed some of the best players in the premiership for peanuts, who revolutionised the English game and won you cups and premierships and who always kept you in Europe? Yeah that guy. How's your team doing now lads? Just asking?
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    Aye let's have a drink mate and chew the cud. We might save the world yet.?
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    Didn't you know THL was the headquarters of UK Klu Klux clan? Don't be surprised if somebody calls you "white trash" or "nigger lover." To fit in on here you have to think Alf Garnet, "Love thy neighbour" Donald Trump. Er, I'll get my coat.
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    it didn't affect him in a nice way that's for sure. An old school pal of mine gave him a blackeye when he turned up at the snooker club he owned. He lived above the club and Alex turned up in the early hours the morning pissed up and demanding to be let in so he could practice. You may remember Alex appeared at the world championships the next day with a cracker of a blackeye.
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    I feel really sorry for you. I would have a major breakdown if one of my brothers was so superior to me at any sport. We often drew blood when we were kids even playing table football.?
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    I went to see the late Alex Higgins play in an exhibition. He was a pain in the arse. Insisted on treating the night as a training session and wouldn't engage with the crowd one iota. He moaned about the table, moaned about the grub and wouldn't sign autographs. As somebody said a "flawed genius."
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    The gulf between amateur players and the pros is really huge in snooker. I haven't played for years but when I was at my best I thought I was the bees knees iif I was getting thirty breaks. I've never got over 30 odd. Are there any other sports where when amateurs play its like a different game to the professionals? I cant think of one.
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    The snooker room had an almost religious aura in the working men's clubs. No lowly women allowed. Smoking over the table or resting a glass on the table could lead to being banned from the club. You could also get a clip from one of the older men if you were a young lad for transgressing the rules. I know to my cost. ?
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    In its heyday the 1985 final attracted 18.5 million. ( Taylor v, senior moment, the boring ginger fella lol). I don't think we'll ever get that level of interest again. I think that's partly down to the game having less 'characters' and partly due to the chess like format that the game has developed into. Although I suppose, to be fair, snooker has so many other sports and TV platforms to compete with. It used to be a working class, hustlers' game played by guys with similar backgrounds to me. Now its a career path for all sorts of people which makes it less interesting for me.
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    For me modern snooker has become less exciting . The players are too damn good. One mistake and the other guy clears the table. I much preferred it in the early days of the televised game when players took more chances. Even complete unknowns could win , like Joe Johnstone for example. Alex Higgins was always so edge you never knew if he would throw caution to the wind and smash the balls, play a safety shot, or attack his opponent.lol. The more professional the players become, the less of a spectacle it has become.I think it will continue to lose ratings unless they devise new ways of li
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    You too sweetheart.?
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    Oh, you are awful, but I like you!?
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    Canelo is tiny compared to Smith. Smith is surely in with a shout. Canelo is pure class but he ain't superman, and Smith is no mug. Gonna be interesting.
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    A friend of mine had one, late sixties. It really had the knack of nailing rabbits. Lived on a farm surrounded by rabbits so catching was an everyday thing for it. All the lurcher guys in my area wanted to use it over bitches but it was gay or something, never mounted a bitch, or even showed interest. Bit like me these days.
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    I've had trouble with my ears. Specialist said he'd finally worked out what the problem was...there was f**k all between them.
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    How did it happen?
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    I used to drink with some lads, and as we all lived out in the sticks, we would take turns to drive.If you were driver you didn't drink. Just at drinking up time I decided to wait outside for my mates. It was a grand night and I was enjoying the calm of the harbour and the full moon. The peace was interrupted by three young fellas who made a beeline for me as they lurched out of the pub. To cut a long story short, my mates had told these three blokes I was as bent as they were so they were very 'friendly' indeed to me. Took me ages to convince them I was straight and eventu
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    It must be your natural charm?
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    An Indian lady, (breathtakingly beautiful by the way) said to me that the food she cooks at home has absolutely no resemblance to the stuff they serve up in Indian restaurants. She described restaurant food as' pig swill for lager drunks.' I thought that a bit harsh, tastes good to me.?
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    They are all nurse Ratchett wannabes. Never come across a helpful receptionist yet.
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    Think you were entitled to some revenge mate.?
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