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  1. Meh. Am I bovvered? Not really. I don't wish him any harm, but he's hardly a great British hero. He's just a decent boxer who got very lucky to be around in an era when heavyweight boxers are overpaid. Good luck to him. And tough losing his friends. But the media,as usual, are reporting the story as though it were a world event. It ain't.
  2. Twat! I single handedly overpowered the man mountain and sent him away screaming Polish oaths. I wear the scars of battle with dignity and pride. Not. Stupid old c**t. But he's gone and he won't find anybody in this port who will employ him. Nobody will touch a drunk, especially not an unstable , lazy fecker like him. I've already got a filipino replacement. But I could do with an Irish/ London philosopher/sage to keep us on the straight and narrow. How are you fixed? Sail tomorrow be quick!. No booze!
  3. I don't need to have a word with myself everybody tells me I'm a silly old c**t having yet another mid life ( old life) crisis. But I love it. This is defo my last trip. The boat is being sold soon. I'm just filling in for the owner, a mate,who had a heart attack. It's good to feel relevant again. Also the Mrs is recovering from an op and her sister and and her mate have invited themselves up here long term to help her recuperate. Have you ever heard budgies just incessantly chattering nothingness to each other? Well that's them ...conversations which have no meaning and have
  4. I speak from experience mate. I'm commercial fishing for a few weeks. One of the crew, a Pole, tried to get on board paralytic drunk and carrying bottles of vodka in his kit. I told him to f**k off and leave the boat. Alcohol is strictly forbidden for crew on any sea faring vessel for obvious reasons. I should have used my brain and got younger, fitter members of the crew to escort him off. Instead I went honest injun and tried to bounce him myself. Result? A black eye and several bruises for a stupid old c**t who played by the rules. Probably another meaningless scenario but I
  5. Winning is everything Wilf. Supporters and players go home happy if they've got those precious 3 points. I don't share your puritanism. I respect it, but nah, winning ugly is still winning. Here's a scenario. You are walking along at night with your teenage son. Some bloke attacks you. What would you do? Box by Marquess of Queensberrry rules or fight with your feet, nut or anything that came to hand? If you fought by the rules and were left in a sorry, humiliated heap, would you say " at least I didn't fight dirty son" or would you rather you kicked f**k out of him and said to y
  6. I don't think the new legislation will have much impact on the hunts. They will just say they are exercising their horses and hounds. No law against that and they have permission from landowners. If a fox is killed they will claim it was an accident same as now. It will be utterly pointless legislation. Unfortunately we can't use a similar argument because we often don't have permission. This is partly because we don't have the clout or the influence over landowners hat they have and partly because we are seen as low life. There's generally nothing in it for landowners giving us
  7. So you are not a Moyes fan then? The Scots have an expression: "you can only piss with the cock you've got". Moyes got the best out of the players he had. To go back to Man U. We brought in Amorim and were told he was the biggest flavour of the month ever. A master technician who as he said himself "even the pope couldn't convince to play anything other than " the press" with 3 at the back. Result some miserable, embarrassing performances and demoralised players and supporters. Our last game he tore up the script and played 6 at the back! Guess what we won! He pissed wit
  8. Honestly,I can never understand this " our little club" description. The club has produced some of the finest players ever to grace the game whilst playing their traditional flair football. Ypu won the world cup ffs.!You are or were one of the great London clubs. At the mo you are eclipsed by London teams and others which don't have your clubs traditions,crowds or money. That's bad management at the very top imo. I know you don't agree with this but you f****d up when you got rid of Moyes. Yes he played boring football,not traditionally the WH way, but you were winning.To sack him an
  9. West Ham's demise is very similar to Man U's. Decades of incompetence in the boardroom. Plus complacency and putting fuckwit managers in place. And don't forget to sell your best players at knockdown prices. When we went down in 74 it was the jolt we needed. I almost wish we had gone down last season because it was pitiful to watch. God knows where West Ham would be without Bowen.
  10. @thewindsorsfamily • Instagram photos and videos WWW.INSTAGRAM.COM 17K likes, 379 comments - thewindsorsfamily on May 18, 2025: "Queen Camilla has released a... This old growler has seen some action down below.
  11. Thanks for your kind offer. I've got a genuine one though. Well a septuagenarian.
  12. Only Fans porn bot....hmn, I'll mention it to the Mrs. Bound to be a niche market for bucking geriatrics.
  13. Better than "Shithouse" which was the name Mark Crossly was re_christened by Cloughie.
  14. Lots of porn actors will be redundant. Kids make their own videos these days with their teachers as star performers.
  15. Good clickbaits are: the family 'nanny' dogs guarding the newborn; the bully who gets justice in the form of a hiding from the former victim who finally stands up to his persecutor and the family dog welcoming home the heroic returning soldier. The first surprising thing is the number of 'hits' these videos get. But the scary part is the number of comments they generate. People are really taken in, emotionally involved even, by these videos. You bet that when election time comes there will be dozens of videos created to confuse people. Starmer welcoming boat people with a bottle o
  16. Never tried lunting but I have often been called a lunt.
  17. But what about kids and the intellectually challenged? Oh and the one step away from dementia feckers like me?
  18. Not underrated by top class pundits like ourselves, but underrated by lesser mortals. I saw Jimmy Johnstone play on a number of occasions. I also saw George Best. Imo Jimmy was as good as Best. But playing in the Scottish league he didn't get the recognition he deserved, plus he wasn't good looking by any stretch, so media exposure, and tarts didn't come calling in the same way that they eventually consumed Best. Unfortunately Jimmy had demons of his own..drink. The same for JR. Clough famously called him a scruffy, fat b*****d who he liked sitting beside because he felt handsome
  19. He came from the same area of Glasgow as Jimmy Johnstone. Two great but very underrated players imo. On today's pitches they would have been elite premiership, if not world class players imo.
  20. I haven't been on the internet for a few months but I've been browsing YouTube over the holiday period. What a change! A good proportion of videos are now AI generated clickbait. It's the same with random videos friends send you via your phone. Some are obviously AI, but others have you confused. Christ everything you read is censored or has a hidden agenda and now you have to be skeptical about much of what you see online. Tbh, when I saw that bloke disarm the Bondi beach marksman/ terrorist, I thought that was AI at first. That was like a scene from a B movie. On second t
  21. OK I know they are pointers. But they are just as rubbish as an irritating pointing collie lurcher. The dogs above point and then run into the line of gunfire. Fecking dangerous for the dog. A gundog should find or flush and then freeze until shots are fired.Then wait to be told what to do. The dogs in the video even have GPS collars on, which suggests they feck off hunting on their own and have to be located God knows where. Culls! There's lots of videos like these, all showing poorly trained dogs. German pointers and Italian owners. Piss poor mix. We brits take
  22. I read Hammers' fans voted him their greatest ever player. That's a head scratcher for an outsider like me. I understand he was a local lad, tough as old boots and ultra committed. That's counts a lot, without doubt. But Bobby Moore, Declan Rice, Frank Lampard, Di Canio and others were surely better players ? Jmho.
  23. John Robertson - Titles & achievements | Transfermarkt WWW.TRANSFERMARKT.CO.UK
  24. I'm panting as I read it. I wish From two blokes I'm working with at the mo. It's even got the charity shop price on.
  25. Wolfdog, judging by YouTube, when it comes to dogs, there are even more f**k wit American dog fantasists than the UK. There are multiple videos of dogs guarding new borns, fecking enormous, filthy beasts with awesome jaw power left alone with helpless, precious babies. WTF? The parents are cretins and should be horse whipped for stupidity and negligence. Same with the videos of dogs greeting returning soldiers. Nauseous, sentimental bollocks. Any sane returning soldier would kick the dog out of the way and grab hold of his Mrs and take her somewhere private. Lol Walt Disney ha
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