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A big hollow appears on your couch where you usually sit. You wake up with a mysterious pain in places where you didn't even know you had muscles or ligaments . You feel the cold more and start wearing thermal underclothes but keep it quiet. You religiously pick up litter near your house and don't care if people see you doing it. When your Mrs says "does my bum look big in this?" You say kindly " no way, its great." Whereas years ago you would have said, just for devilment, " course it does you've got a big bum" and then legged it before she slaps you. You calendar is

Wifey is fussy want the leg but no skin. Cheers Arry

Started painting the house on Saturday.... Battleship Grey...

Desecrating a grave inside a church isnt protest. If they had been standing outside the church with placards, that’s protesting. I don’t understand their mindset, do they really believe desecrating the grave of one of Britains most famous people will garner them support ? I very much doubt it, I think most people will be appalled. Cheers.

Retired school teaching assistants apparently. I dread to think what they were teaching the children. Cheers.

i’ve few more days this ice then back at it i’m itching lol so are the dogs a should be having a few days with few men ya mentioned mate over next month and a bit for now it’s a bike for what good it does them now there fit dead a winter 4 fit come on bangers lol this is what i’m saying take me to these that you can’t stop ill lend ya a mutt we can both stop one lol

Yes, acts like that should carry a prison sentence.

Matchy matchy..

Or when you turn your car stereo down so you can see stuff better

If you wake up needing a piss you better get up and have one within 2minutes.

Have seen 5 species of owl within a mile walk of the boat long eared was the icing on the owlly cake last year not so good due to the wet summer affecting there hunting and chick rearing capability’s funny living amongst it how you notice the small changes, black birds and thrushes done really well because it’s a worm fest when wet

A ready meal for the early hours....

Checking out some new ground saturday decent amount there had a good walk around to scope the ground out then did some warrens to make a start, enjoy

We don’t catch much but we have a go

Mate, it was a piece of plastic off the front of a toy box, in a plastic fecking bin, cants!

Well he survived the night and is bouncing around like nothing happened

I've just changed the cushions on my couch around

fury isn’t the greatest for me

Every word of that is true , and thanks for reminding me ya fecker

Lol....he is hard to understand sometimes is mC

Hard work for just four today. Cheers Arry

You want to get your chin off the floor and get out doors mate there are still many happy people and nice places around but if your constantly looking for doom and disaster then that’s what you will find ,return to a happy place and refresh

Thanks to WDog's original post l had to look up just what one of the dead animals in one of the pictures was . I settled on a nilgai antelope . Obviously not a Texan native species . Anyway the power of Google dragged me deeper . I ended watching enough of Charles Beaty's interviews and podcasts to be pretty sure he's the real deal. Prince of Poachers or not , anyone who's lived long enough and hunted regularly will have plenty of real stories to tell without too much reason for embellishment. The way he recalls details of memorable hunts and and escapes rings as au

I havent been going to any games mate but get updated on the basics,terrible turn out last month we had a young lad in the under 18's died on the pitch.....shocking really he'd gone in for a tackle,collapsed and died there and then.....the club decided to give the next games gate receipts to his family and we got 500 odd extra fans to what we'd normally get which i thought for a 2 bob shit area was a nice community type thing. Apart from that we had a good December won every game and moved up to 3rd in the league,bashed your old mob 4 nil a few days before Xmas .....but then lost 3 nil at

“Irishman , see him , give him the ball” Clough to O’Neill

Wonder if he had trouble with buzzards giving his ware abouts when killed anything as that would have been a signal to anyone who saw buzzards circling in a remote area. Recently been reading about how African poachers poisen what's left over of any animals they have killed to kill vultures on mass that can give their position away to game wardens.

Not with Diazis/Valium! He’s more likely gonna chew the fuuck out of my sofa lol I’m still at a loss how he managed to get into my bedroom where the fuucking strip was! He never goes in or near my bedroom I’ve done the research… he’ll either be calm or start a Cujo attitude lol I feel like Roakes drift… no idea what’s coming. What fuucking animal eats a strip of diazepam encased in foil and plastic ffs He's looking at me like it’s my fault.. I’m barricading my bedroom door tonight! The cat can fuuck itsen

Was it a recruitment poster...

Serious hunting today. We'd good bobbery pack out and we'd pretty much non stop mooching for whole day. Didn't get the best hunt of day on camera but there was some noise off our small pack when they found Basil in a bunch of briars and flushed him out across the field into the woods and cover and he took em on a good loop for ages. Flushed plenty of vermin of the cotton tail and bushy tailed variety. Delighted with how Luna pup is coming on, first season out she's only gonna get better. Tired dogs at home here. Fingal Bobbery pack had the pup, sire, dam, grand sire on dams side all out t

How the f**k has this gone from a post about a deer poacher in America to bangers autobiography in jail via videos of a lad from currock fighting a lad from harraby In a Manchester gym and now we’re at Bob Ross . I f***ing love this place

Iv lined a greyhound bitch with a GWP dog today

Recently seen a few clips of Mel Gibson on Joe Rogan, does the bible tell you to get off your trolley on marching powder? Lol

if you sign up to TEMU and add the cage to your cart and just leave it there then TEMU will send you a lower price

John Docherty who sadly died last month was the only Millwall manager ever to get them into top flight football,which was the then old First Division....my old mucker Terry Hurlock who was the hard man player of his day was playing for them he said Johns team talk was basically " right you Hurlock,get the ball and give it to someone with the same colour shirt on,thats it " .....which i always thought was a bit harsh as Terry could play a bit in fairness.

LMAO the mrs had a bit of family bad news (I’m not going into detail).. the quack gave her a strip of Diazepam… guess who’s eaten the whole thing! Renton would be proud (I’m not) but fuuck me, he’s off with the pixies lol He’s gone from staring at the cat for 20mins, to staring at the curtains, to monging in the kitchen! Genuinely, he’s talking to the oven ffs

Wilf that goalie with the roll up made me spit my tea out. That photograph captures more than a football celebration. There's a lot going on there. I'm not going to comment on it further or I'll read like the prick I've just read in the paper, who wrote that Man U's improvement is due to McGuire's thriving in " a back 3 pivot in a double base layer" Wtf? Sounds like a guitarist to me. I thought he'd dropped a few lazy b*****ds, introduced a better work ethic and told a few players what he wanted from them. Like when Brian Clough said to John Robertson" yer an ugly little b*****d, but y

If I said ote I'd likely be found wi me arms decapitated and shoved up me aurse

I thought it's from all those mucky videos you've been watching?

If I don’t answer your call tomorrow Borr…. Call the police and then the embassy lol

Hello old Mackem dear I hope your feeling fine it won’t be long until I’m with you all the time but until then I’ll spend my money right down to my final dime caaaaaaaa hhhhhhhhaaaalll ing Baton Rouge

Just watched "cocaine bear" on netflix....so f.ucking daft it's fantastic Yokel

He's the first Stafford ive ever had and turned out a nice little dog really....years ago i was only ever about the performance of a dog i was no good at bonding with them but am really attached to this little fella he loves a bit of rough and tumble but when he senses im down he'll come and rest his chin on my leg and we'll just " knock about " together for days on end he's a sweet natured loving little chap but a bundle of energy at the right times as well......i probably keep him fitter than he really needs to be but living pretty much in the forest he keeps himself in good nick he's got a

Well, never got the deer I went out for but I’ll have to see what I can do with a couple of quackers

Cotes de boeuf

Tane the air rifle too and shot a few too when moving about the park so was a fun day

Another Great day away today got long nets which were good to use as not having to fix purse nets every couple of mins with ferrets passing threw they could roam about freely not getting tangled up in them.