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  1. mel b
    I used to like front loaders , until I had a nasty experience with a rather rotund young lady , when I got whiplash, a hernia , and almost lost an eye ?.
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    Yeah yeah . We all know what you sailors get up to ?.
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    I could just see myself wrestling around the bedroom with those chunky monkeys ?
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    I'm too classy to show my bra, I am a lady you know.
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    Stylish dude ?.
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    I know I'm a right fat feck , but I absolutely draw the line at wearing a bra !. My mates are still taking the piss , from the time that they caught me wearing women's knickers ?. Edited to add. I did look feckin amazing in them though ?.
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    That would frighten the shite out of me.?
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    I know , those powerlines frighten the life out of me . Even 30 feet away is closer than I'm happy with.
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    I've got a couple of branches that have grown over to neighbouring land , and they're about 30ft away from power lines . I'm scared to cut them with the pole saw . I've been thinking about shooting them down with the shotgun.
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    That looks like frightening work ?.
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    This ?. We were world leaders . We're little more than third world now. Engineering on this scale is fascinating ?.
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    My mate

    mel b replied to Astanley's topic in General Talk

    No tooth fairy ????. Well who the feck was stealing my feckin teeth from under my pillow ????. No tooth fairy my arse ! ?.
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    That's excellent. I love to see waste stuff get used ?.
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    Your grub always looks great kanny . Do you make those serving boards yourself ?.
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    That looks action packed . I'll have a watch of that when I get time ?.
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    I'm sorry but that's a deal breaker for me ?.
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    Your grub looks top notch as always mack ?.
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    That's God giving you a sign that only bummers go to the gym ?. You should have gone to the pub instead ? .
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    Heres hoping

    mel b replied to Francie,'s topic in General Talk

    I hope it works out for you francie . That would be a cracking result.?
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    That's pretty much the way that millions of us are seeing things right now ?.
  21. mel b
    Pop/drinks always used to make me chuckle . My kids always need a range of drinks in the house . Orange juice with bits in. Orange juice without bits in. Full fat coke. Diet coke. Fanta Orange. Dr pepper. Cloudy lemonade . A range of cordials . When I was a kid , we had inside drinks and outside drinks . Inside was tap water , and outside was tap water from the hose pipe ?. We always had a choice at mealtime though . Eat it , or , feckin leave it . ( I don't remember any of us ever leaving anything). ?.
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    And I can remember when all this was just fields ?.
  23. mel b
    My kids think that the world is about to end if the Internet goes off for 15 minutes ?. My kids also don't understand that candles were to give light , not just smell nice ?. I know that I didn't have the easiest time growing up , but I also know that many people had it much tougher than I did . My mate lived with his family , in an old railway carriage in a scrapyard . They drank out of jam jars , and his old man gave them all a beating every night when he was drunk.
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    I know that going to bed hungry feeling all too well . I reckon that's why I'm a fat feck now . I eat any food at any time , because it still feels like you don't know when you'll get your next meal. My kids also can't comprehend that. Their was never enough food to go around. You had to wear second hand clothes. I didn't have a bed , and I slept on a sofa under old army blankets. Gas and electricity could be cut off , and you'd sit in the house with candles ( that weren't scented). Any parent/teacher/adult , could give you a beating ,just because they felt like i
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    Tatsblisters

    mel b replied to DIDO.1's topic in General Talk

    From the feelings displayed on this thread , it's very clear to see how strongly people felt , and still feel all these years later. My late father ( ex steel worker) , supported miners every step of the way , but he didn't have a good word to say about Arthur Scargill . I also have an old mate ( retired senior detective) , that policed the picket lines as a younger constable . He always said that the majority of the police officers also supported the miners.
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