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  1. mel b
    Rabbit , bacon , and leek , pie. Simple but effective ?.
  2. mel b
    Now you're talking , I do like a breakfast pudding ???.
  3. mel b
    Them please try harder next time , and cover the offending gap with another egg , more bacon , and maybe an extra sausage or two ??.
  4. mel b
    I'm sorry bud , but it's just not a breakfast if you can still see plate ?
  5. mel b
    We don't feel like a very rich country at the moment( at my working class end of things anyway). The country feels damaged beyond repair.
  6. mel b
    They consume , but someone has to pay for their consumption. Surely we must arrive at a point when the consumption is greater than can be afforded , by the people that are paying for it.
  7. mel b
    Feck . It looks like I built it ?
  8. mel b
    Why do our governments want this ?. They must want this , because they do so little to stop it. Governments live off our taxes that are paid every week/month . These people will never pay taxes , so what do governments stand to gain ?. How long will it be , before we see another Adolf Hitler step forward ? , and be welcomed by the masses , of the countries that are being invaded .
  9. mel b
    That's how a breakfast should look ?.
  10. mel b

    Brave bloke

    mel b replied to keepdiggin's topic in General Talk

    In this country , the guy that was being attacked , would have been prosecuted for defending himself with a knife.
  11. mel b
    I used to like front loaders , until I had a nasty experience with a rather rotund young lady , when I got whiplash, a hernia , and almost lost an eye ?.
  12. mel b
    Yeah yeah . We all know what you sailors get up to ?.
  13. mel b
    I could just see myself wrestling around the bedroom with those chunky monkeys ?
  14. mel b
    I'm too classy to show my bra, I am a lady you know.
  15. mel b
    Stylish dude ?.
  16. mel b
    I know I'm a right fat feck , but I absolutely draw the line at wearing a bra !. My mates are still taking the piss , from the time that they caught me wearing women's knickers ?. Edited to add. I did look feckin amazing in them though ?.
  17. mel b
    That would frighten the shite out of me.?
  18. mel b
    I know , those powerlines frighten the life out of me . Even 30 feet away is closer than I'm happy with.
  19. mel b
    I've got a couple of branches that have grown over to neighbouring land , and they're about 30ft away from power lines . I'm scared to cut them with the pole saw . I've been thinking about shooting them down with the shotgun.
  20. mel b
    That looks like frightening work ?.
  21. mel b
    This ?. We were world leaders . We're little more than third world now. Engineering on this scale is fascinating ?.
  22. mel b

    My mate

    mel b replied to Astanley's topic in General Talk

    No tooth fairy ????. Well who the feck was stealing my feckin teeth from under my pillow ????. No tooth fairy my arse ! ?.
  23. mel b
    That's excellent. I love to see waste stuff get used ?.
  24. mel b
    Your grub always looks great kanny . Do you make those serving boards yourself ?.
  25. mel b
    That looks action packed . I'll have a watch of that when I get time ?.
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