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  1. mel b
    Lightweight . I don't drink these days , and I really don't miss those two day hangovers after a bender
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    If it isn't at least half vodka , then it can't be classed as a decent breakfast I'm afraid.
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    She was the only mp that was saying what the majority of British people are thinking.
  4. mel b
    Did she say " yeah , I wondered what that smell was " .
  5. mel b
    Possum looks like it would taste how a dead rat smells
  6. mel b
    I watch plenty of alaska programmes on the TV, and I've always wondered what beaver ( the animal ) tasted like . I also wonder what bear tastes like . They always say it tastes delicious, but I always think it would taste awful.
  7. mel b
    Serious question mack. Have you ever eaten beaver ?.
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    I agree . They're another one of those smells that just triggers hungry mode .
  9. mel b
    The best ever breakfast , is an early morning fry up , when you've been sat outside fishing all night . You can smell it from half a mile away , and it tastes amazing .
  10. mel b
    And just like that the love was gone .
  11. mel b
    Since my op I could manage a sausage and an egg. I would just have to lick the brown sauce off the rest .
  12. mel b
    You're my hero . I think I love you . That fry up is a proper breakfast . I'm drooling over it .
  13. mel b
    That looks bang on
  14. mel b
    You'll be fine, I only put it half way in
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    I did hear that you liked a very generous portion of faggot , but I was too polite to mention it .
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    If you pm me your new address, I'll send you an oak one if you'd like . I've got a few ready for a Christmas craft fair that lins doing . My chef stepson , told me that the herb chopping knives , shouldn't be too sharp . He reckons that a blunter knife , sort of crushes the herbs as you're chopping, and releases more smell/flavour. I'd love to be able to make an open razor. Not that I ever really shave , I'm a right tramp .
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    The bracelet is made from a copper lightning conductor. I've made three of them for myself, but someone always asks if I can make one for them , so I just give them the one I'm wearing(I always was as soft as shite). I really enjoy making those saxon/viking knives . I make them from van coil springs. Did the sycamore chopping board stand the test of time ?. I made quite a few from sycamore and lime , and quite a few from oak.
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    Pet hates.

    mel b replied to socks's topic in General Talk

    I admire your " inside the box " thinking
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    Those stats are shocking .
  20. mel b
    In all honesty , I wouldn't know how to measure the fuel consumption. I've only used two medium sized bottles of gas in about four years . I used it an awful lot in the beginning, but I don't use it so often these days . I use a piece of railway track as an anvil , although my mate does have an old anvil that he's put aside for me. I use it for all sorts of bits and bobs. Before I bought it , my wife bought me a day on an introductory knife making course. When I did the course , my hammer skills , and metal manipulation skills , were far in advance of the instructor. I can only pu
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    I've got one of the cheap single burner propane forges . I bought it about four years ago, with the intention of making knives ( I just wanted to play with a forge really). I made a few knives to begin with( I scratched that itch), and now it sits in the corner of my garden , and just gets used for the odd job . Last week I used it to manipulate a piece of 6mm steel , to make a hanging bracket for steel fencing . I paid less than £100 for it , and it's payed for itself several times over. I keep thinking that I'll put doors on it , to make it more efficient, but it's never really needed them
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    Slappers

    mel b replied to DIDO.1's topic in General Talk

    That's so stupid . I'd probably love it .
  23. mel b
    Smoking is awful, and a couple of the worst days of my life , was when I realised that my kids smoked . I knew only too well that they thought smoking was OK because they'd seen me doing it . Fortunately they both kicked the habit much earlier than I did .
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    The best of it , is that I hated smoking . Fags taste like shite , and make you feel like shite , make you smell , bankrupt you , then kill you. You start smoking because you think it's the thing to do( because your mates do it), but by the time you realise just how shite it is , it's got you , and you're f****d . You're just a slave to nicotine, and it owns your soul. Lots of smokers tell themselves that they enjoy it , or that they can give up at any time they want , but in reality , if they had an option , they would quit instantly.
  25. mel b
    Speaking as an ex 60/80 a day smoker , I wish fags had been banned long before I started smoking . I haven’t touched a fag in years , but I'm still a chronic nicotine addict . I spend my life clinging to my vape , and I hate it. I've done some dumb ass things in my lifetime , but starting smoking was the dumbest .
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