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mel b

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  1. I wonder if any metal detectorist ever found your nipple ring that you lost while you were out dogging that time in 1974 ?.
  2. It's feet are backwards ?. Who would breed dogs like that ?.
  3. It just got dumped at my fox bait station with the others . With hindsight, I wish I'd had it done. I've just remembered that I shot a woodie that looked chequered last year as well , but I can't find a pic on my phone.
  4. I had this one last year . I've seen quite a few white woodpigeons over this way , and I see quite a few white magpies in the area that I work. I've just remembered that I shot a white fallow buck last year as well.
  5. In my quiet moments, when I sit and ponder things . Things like this make me realise, that the human race as we know it , is coming to an end .
  6. Tell you what mack , you get through some decent looking grub ?.
  7. Yep, I'm still trying to get the taste out of my mouth ?.
  8. You could be the new Gordon Ramsey ?.
  9. You can have the rustler burgers , I've got the bum thing covered ?.
  10. Rustler burgers , can't be classed as burgers , or even food. We had a young couple living next door . When they split up , he announced to the whole street that he was leaving , because he was fed up with her demands to put his tongue in her bum hole every time they had sex , and that all she ever cooked was rustler burgers ???.
  11. That steak looks bang on ?. I cured my wife of the overcooked steak habit , by saying that she has to start paying for the steaks , then if they're overcooked and get thrown away , at least it's not my money that's going in the bin . It was an instant cure , I just had to sleep with one eye open for a few weeks ?.
  12. Being a grandad is the best job in the world ?.
  13. mel b

    classic cars

    Iirc from my time in the motor trade . The early minis used to produce about 15 bhp ?.
  14. My life experience tells me that a fat ugly normal woman , makes you much happier than a stunning lunatic ?.
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    Prime

    Ah , you need to exercise. That'll be why I've never heard of it ?.
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    Prime

    What does it do ?.
  17. That looks like damned fine cheesecake ?.
  18. Happy Christmas everyone ?.
  19. Surely things can't keep going like this . Its just complete insanity.
  20. What did it taste like?.
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