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  1. mel b
    They looked fantastic Arry .
  2. mel b
    I'd give my left knacker for a plate full of those kebabs .
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    I've been on a special diet for nearly a month now , and I look at this thread ten times a day , with tears in my eyes , and my bottom lip quivering .
  4. mel b
    We could see it from the black country in the west Midlands , it only looked like it was a couple of miles away.
  5. mel b
    Spot on . It must be an almost impossible thing to do. I'd just tell everyone that my Mrs was driving , then every bloke would just nod sympathetically .
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    Tidy out

    mel b replied to DIDO.1's topic in General Talk

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    Tidy out

    mel b replied to DIDO.1's topic in General Talk

    She's probably somebody's great grandmother by now .
  8. mel b
    Of all the places my brother might turn up , THL would be the very last . It's hard to believe that we grew up in the same home , with the same parents. I took him for a walked up day on the pheasants once . He turned up dressed like uncle Buck , and thought that we drove around and shot them from the car . We'd walked about 400yards in the snow before he started moaning , and said " well this is a bit shit " .
  9. mel b
    That's it mack , he's happy , so that's all that matters . I still think he's crazy though . He left his wife that is ,younger than him , highly intelligent, speaks several different languages fluently , plays the piano , and has the body of a page three model. He just can't sit still.
  10. mel b
    He's loving it . He thinks it's great . I told him that he needs to be very careful, because as soon as the money stops , he's surplus to requirements , and they'll just Bury him in the jungle .
  11. mel b
    It's in the jungle on an island , and everyone there is dirt poor . My sister has been out to stay with him for a month . She said the the builders ( they call them carpenters )earn about five dollars a day , and the labourers about half of that. My brother pays for food every day for them , and beer every night , so I'm guessing that they'll drag it out for years .
  12. mel b
    Most prisoners that escape , make a run for home . The police know that they just have to sit and wait.
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    I was having a beer with him one day , and asked him if he would be buying the house that he'd just moved into with his girlfriend ( he was renting it from his mate) . He said " nah , I've already bought and paid for four houses , and they've all got exs living in them " . He did buy it though , and a house in France as well , and he's walked away and his ex has both of them now . At least his house in the Philippines is only costing 20k.
  14. mel b
    I don't think so mack , but I wouldn't put anything past him . Me and my brother are complete opposites in most ways . I'm very much settled , I don't cheat , and I've been in the same job for years , and i don't crave any more money than I need . My brother is very much a business man , that spends most of his time living like a millionaire, and the rest of the time bankrupt . That boom and bust cycle is more to do with chasing fresh women , and losing everything to the old one.
  15. mel b
    I wouldn't have a clue to be honest mack . I just know that it's on an island , that's a two hour boat ride away from the next island. He's living at a mates house out in the jungle , and he's having his own house built , also out in the jungle . He spends his days and nights , getting blind drunk , and sticking his todger into a girlfriend half his age.
  16. mel b
    It makes pretty good sense I suppose, I'd just never seen it before. I've never left the UK, but my brother is living in the Philippines at the moment, and he's sticking a straw into something .
  17. mel b
    That's a proper odd thing ( to me ).
  18. mel b

    Pet hates.

    mel b replied to socks's topic in General Talk

    Oh yes . Those solar powered women that only come out in the sunshine
  19. mel b
    Thankyou again. I enjoyed that very much too. I didn't see all of the detectorists , so I might give it another watch .
  20. mel b
    I liked that very much .
  21. mel b
    Bags of milk
  22. mel b
    It's your fault that she can't sing , you almost knocked the poor womans tonsils out .
  23. mel b
    You forgot to mention the time that you had that threesome with Kylie Minogue and maddona. That's definitely worth a mention mate .
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  25. mel b
    Absolutely fantastic .
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