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mel b

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  1. That's the thing that a lot of teachers didn't understand. Attacking a child with a stick or their fists , just because they were angry, isn't corporal punishment, its child abuse . Getting back to the original post . My mate always loved coming to family BBQs here , because his daughter said we had more animals than the animal man . We had , a jackdaw , snakes , tarantulas , ferrets , dogs , fish , rats , hamsters , and they could all be handled ( yes , even most of the fish).
  2. My story is pretty similar to be honest. It left me with a deep mistrust of most people in authority, and an instinct to attack anyone that threatened me or mine in any way . It took me a long time to lose that instinct to go on the attack if I felt threatened. It also took a lot of , love , understanding, and tolerance, from those close to me. Lots of people say that school days were the happiest of their lives . Well I'm 55years old now , and I'd still rather work 12 hours a day , than go back to school .
  3. Fantastic job , and belated happy birthday .
  4. Don't worry dude , your girlfriends sister is just jealous , because she wants a new dress , and probably your dick too .
  5. I've got to be honest , on the face of it , he doesn't seem to have done anything that breaks the law . It's looking very much like a press witch hunt , aided by attention seeking women . I'm sure that the police will be taking a very close look at all the evidence, and if he has broken the law , they'll be all over him. Having said all that . I really don't like him ( and never have) , and I've always had him in the Jimmy Saville box . But again , you can't prosecute a man for being a horrible creepy twat.
  6. That poor bloke was in enough trouble , without you sticking a finger up his arse so that he let's go of the gate
  7. Yeah yeah waffle waffle. Have you knobbed her yet , and was she worth minimum wage ?.
  8. It wasn't mine , mine would taste of stallion .
  9. I'd give my left knacker for a plate full of those kebabs .
  10. I've been on a special diet for nearly a month now , and I look at this thread ten times a day , with tears in my eyes , and my bottom lip quivering .
  11. We could see it from the black country in the west Midlands , it only looked like it was a couple of miles away.
  12. Spot on . It must be an almost impossible thing to do. I'd just tell everyone that my Mrs was driving , then every bloke would just nod sympathetically .
  13. mel b

    Tidy out

    She's probably somebody's great grandmother by now .
  14. Of all the places my brother might turn up , THL would be the very last . It's hard to believe that we grew up in the same home , with the same parents. I took him for a walked up day on the pheasants once . He turned up dressed like uncle Buck , and thought that we drove around and shot them from the car . We'd walked about 400yards in the snow before he started moaning , and said " well this is a bit shit " .
  15. That's it mack , he's happy , so that's all that matters . I still think he's crazy though . He left his wife that is ,younger than him , highly intelligent, speaks several different languages fluently , plays the piano , and has the body of a page three model. He just can't sit still.
  16. He's loving it . He thinks it's great . I told him that he needs to be very careful, because as soon as the money stops , he's surplus to requirements , and they'll just Bury him in the jungle .
  17. It's in the jungle on an island , and everyone there is dirt poor . My sister has been out to stay with him for a month . She said the the builders ( they call them carpenters )earn about five dollars a day , and the labourers about half of that. My brother pays for food every day for them , and beer every night , so I'm guessing that they'll drag it out for years .
  18. Most prisoners that escape , make a run for home . The police know that they just have to sit and wait.
  19. I was having a beer with him one day , and asked him if he would be buying the house that he'd just moved into with his girlfriend ( he was renting it from his mate) . He said " nah , I've already bought and paid for four houses , and they've all got exs living in them " . He did buy it though , and a house in France as well , and he's walked away and his ex has both of them now . At least his house in the Philippines is only costing 20k.
  20. I don't think so mack , but I wouldn't put anything past him . Me and my brother are complete opposites in most ways . I'm very much settled , I don't cheat , and I've been in the same job for years , and i don't crave any more money than I need . My brother is very much a business man , that spends most of his time living like a millionaire, and the rest of the time bankrupt . That boom and bust cycle is more to do with chasing fresh women , and losing everything to the old one.
  21. I wouldn't have a clue to be honest mack . I just know that it's on an island , that's a two hour boat ride away from the next island. He's living at a mates house out in the jungle , and he's having his own house built , also out in the jungle . He spends his days and nights , getting blind drunk , and sticking his todger into a girlfriend half his age.
  22. It makes pretty good sense I suppose, I'd just never seen it before. I've never left the UK, but my brother is living in the Philippines at the moment, and he's sticking a straw into something .
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