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    I think that would feel amazing and frightening at the same time. Years ago I was sitting sitting sidewards on my kayak , with my feet dangling in the sea , while I was fishing in cardigan bay . A grey fin passed by me and I almost shit myself . It was just the local dolphins , but in that split second , the whole jaws film flashed through my brain .
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    Spot on. I would have taken it back , and demanded the rest of the pie .it would have taken a dozen mounties to drag me out of there .
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    Now that's impressive. I'd shit myself dropping anything that big.
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    He'll just tell the whole of Canada that they've been doing it wrong , and he's had to come back to the motherland to put them right .
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    See, now if anything was ever going to make me get a passport, get on a plane , and fly half way around the world . It would be the blatant misrepresentation of that pie . I'm taking mchull with me , so we'll probably walk there .
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    Next time you go in there mack , can you have a word with them about that pie please . Tell them if a pie doesn't have a base , then it's not a pie , it's just a stew with a lid on .
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    You slumming it this week mack ?.
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    Council Tax

    mel b replied to TRUEBRIT66's topic in General Talk

    Sorry dude. Only just seen this. I'll make sure you bin gets emptied in a few weeks when I get back from Barbados
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    That's a truly wonderful thing to see mack . Well done to Donald trump , and those brave and hard working snatch squads , and congratulations to all of the decent and honest American people . They've just got someone that is on their side . My God I wish we could get a decent and honest government in this country , that cared about us.
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    I got the message last time , to stay in doors , as the storm was a risk to life . Funny really , because I never got a message from my gaffers telling me not to come to f***ing work .
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    That's exactly what any normal person would see ,but the knicker wetters are getting their panties in a right bunch over it . It's pure father Ted .
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    For someone that's made so much money , he's one real dumb f**k.
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    These women will be role models to young females everywhere. What the f**k is happening to the world?.
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    He's looking at the best part of the next 60 years behind bars . If he lives long enough to die a natural death , I'm sure that the piece of shit will get plenty of beatings along the way . I've known a few screws in my time , and I can't think of any that would stand in the way of him getting the shit kicked out of him.
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    If you could take a pencil and paper , and draw evil , that's what you'd get . Monstrous piece of filth.
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    I can only echo that tats . I hope that vile creature gets what he deserves.
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    You're probably right. It's just hard to wrap your head around it all . I can't figure out the woman or her parents , but I can't figure out the blokes either . I love sex as much as any other bloke , but I just couldn't ever imagine standing in line with 1056 other blokes waiting to take my turn . It's just grim all round .
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    f**k me scotty . It's going to be a busy few weeks mate.
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    After watching that video that mack put up , I don't think they're doing it because of a filthy thing , I think they're doing it because of a mental thing . I wouldn't imagine that you could do it just for money . They seem to need to be liked , or famous for something. I wouldn't say it's disgusting, it's more , disturbing, upsetting, uncomfortable, to see. I'm not really sure what it is , but it certainly isn't erotic in any way , and that woman really doesn't look like she's enjoying it one little bit . The fact that her parents pimp her out in that way , just isn't human.
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    I'm no prude , but f**k me that's grim . It's just all kinds of f****d up.
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    Your Mrs didn't need to shout at you , booze is it's own punishment mate .
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    30,000 steps is a tidy walk tats , you're certainly covering some ground mate. I'm no fitness expert, but I'd say that it's really good for you , right up to the point that you go a bit too far . I watched an old fella one day. He was on the woodland next to ours in Wales, and he was setting up part of a course for a trial bike event . He was using a chainsaw , and moving huge logs and rocks around . I made the old guy and his mate a brew , and I was talking to the younger fella about the old lad , and how hard he was grafting , the young lad said , I know , you'd never guess
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