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  1. mel b
    Mad as a box of frogs.
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    Well f**k me mc. If you knew anything whatsoever about goat curry, you'd know that it was actually curry goat !!!! . I'll have to start using Google again now instead of you. You've let me down. You've let the whole of the hunting life down. But worst of all. You've let yourself down. .
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    Well done to all of you arry .
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    vaginal dryness

    mel b replied to tank34's topic in General Talk

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    It's absolutely delicious gnash . It's like drinking marzipan . It goes down a treat with a cigar. .
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    Yep. He never has been , and never will be , of any use in a normal civilised society . The world would just be better if he wasn't here any longer.
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    Just a couple of dead beat knob ends , that thought it would be cool to actually do something, instead of getting stoned , and eating 20 bags of monster munch. Folks are outraged , but 100 years to grow a tree , is just a tiny blip in time. Yes it'll piss some humans off , but itll make no difference whatsoever to the planet. The earth will keep turning , and fuckwits will carry on doing dopey shit.
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    They should just knock him on the head, and dump his carcass in landfill. The world would be a much better place without his kind.
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    I didn't want it to go off in the bottle
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    I invested heavily in kraken black cherry and vanilla rum , following your advice gnash . So far I've lost four days .
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    Best of luck Keith, I hope you enjoy your new place mate .
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    ICE BATHS

    mel b replied to Leo Sayer's topic in General Talk

    It's not the first time someone has said that Keith .
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    ICE BATHS

    mel b replied to Leo Sayer's topic in General Talk

    When I'm staying at my woodland for a few days , I jump in the stream after I've been grafting all day . The water is straight off the top of the mountain , so is only just above freezing , even in the summer . It feels great when I get out , and the pain stops. I get an instant headache when my balls hit the ice cold water.
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    That's the one .
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    It's my favourite word , especially when I'm at work.
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    I tried to pay cash for our woodland , but the solicitor and bank seemed to think that I was an international drug dealer , and wouldn't touch cash . The fact that the cash was all earned legally meant nothing , because I couldn't provide a paper trail .
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    Do you love yourself often Keith?.. I thought you'd give your arm a bit of a rest now that you're getting older
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    100% this. The whole country loved Harry, and I mean really loved him. But everyone just sees him as a twat now.
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    That's some strange looking food mack. It all looks tasty though .
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    Is the power back on now mush ?. I've just been reading about it . It looks like a bit of a biggie.
  25. mel b
    We heard the first one one Saturday. Weirdly, we also heard a tawny owl calling at midday , that was a first for me.
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