mel b
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I'll be giving that one a go gnash. It looks right up my street.
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Neither can I, that's why I got married . Her good self does the cooking and cleaning , I do the eating, and finance the operation .
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That's a bit tame by your standards mack. It looks really tasty mate
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Disturbed is a very negative word , I prefer adventurous .
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I became a grandad at 53 , and I absolutely f***ing love it.
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I don't mind rubbing his balls for him , if he let's me have a go on those tits
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Mchull wouldn't need a tea spoon . He would use the force , because he is the force !!! .
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Spot on tats . He tries to play the cheeky chappy , but he's shit at it. He's not humorous, he's just a f***ing irritating twat. In fairness to him though , he's probably done nothing wrong legally, he's probably just been playing the part that he's been payed to play , and taken it a bit too far for some folks.
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He's an irritating knob anyway . It's about time he was kicked off the telly.
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Yeah but did you still shag her for old times sake ? .
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Have you thought about buying a piece of riverside land , that has its own mooring dc ?. Land is getting more expensive over the last few years , but long term it would be much cheaper than living in a marina , and you can still cash it out when you've finished with it. I was looking at narrow boats a few years ago , but it worked out to be as expensive as renting a house if you had a permanent mooring in a marina. I looked at a nice piece of land , with its own 40yard Mooring . The thing that stopped me from buying it , was that it was next to a piece of council land , and Poli
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Top grub, and a nice bit of history to go with it . What's not to love .
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That grub looks right up my street mack
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Spotted bonnie blue at the butchers.
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You aren't still upset at them for taking your bin away because you're a very naughty boy are you .
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Nope . That's the reason why the binmen wouldn't empty golys bin . His man purse was in there with his dildo.
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See , now we're moving in the right direction. Probably the best thing to do , is call it a satchel , then place it gently at the bottom of the dustbin , and we'll never speak of the matter ever again .
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Come on mush . Even someone that wears a man purse(euphemism for come bum me), knows that calling it a man purse doesn't improve the situation.. Even Freddie mercury said that he'd never wear a man purse because of the homosexual flag waving of it
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A man purse? , a f***ing man purse ???. You've let me down , you've let the whole of the hunting life down , but worst of all , you've let yourself down. Even Elton john won't wear a man purse , because it makes him look too gay . For fucks sake mush .
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That's more befitting of a man of your most discerning culinary tastes mack.
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f**k me , I've seen some shite on here , but this is the best
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Some excellent finds dc. I'm guessing the white powder wasn't washing powder . Usually if anything shooting related turns up at work , the lads give it to me . I've had some cracking bits and bobs over the years.
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We've done that a few times over the years , and it never goes down very well . First you get the stench of the weed getting crushed in the back of the truck , then you get a young lad having a hysterical meltdown. It's never come to axe attacks with me though . My mate once found three bin liners stuffed full with different flavours of weed , in bushes on a council car park.
