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mel b

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  1. Brother you're living the dream .
  2. Faint heart never f****d a pig. My mate dabba , march 1992 , just before he shagged a fat bird for a ten quid bet.
  3. Sensible move tomo , It would save spoiling your youthful good looks mate .
  4. An old mate of mine , is a retired senior detective. He worked on secondment in Coventry for a while , and it was the only place he ever worked that had two cid departments, one to deal with normal crime , and one to deal solely with violent crime. He reckoned that the place was a f***ing madhouse . I dated a woman from Coventry for a while . We were out as a group having a meal in a pub , for her daughters 21st . It kicked off in this pub , and they all just ran around smashing glasses and kicking tables over . The two doormen ( two proper big lumps), just left the door , and hid
  5. Is that what the big secret was a few months ago ?. It would certainly explain a few things .
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    The enablers are always worse mate. Wether it's the lgbtq+ enablers , or , the illegal immigrant enablers , or , the free Palestine enablers . Strangely enough , they all appear to be the same kind of people .
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    Woke loonacy

    That's certainly a unique look mack . Unless you're on stage in cats , then it's just a little bit vanilla . I'm all for individuality, and being what you want to be . I have no problem with any kind of sexual orientation. Right up to the point , that they try to force it on others . Be as gay as you want , but don't expect me to take it up the chuffer. Or join a gay pride march wearing leather . Have your tackle cut off , and call yourself Wendy, but don't expect me to believe that you're really Wendy , and have my hair in pigtails to match. The worst parts of the who
  8. My daughter brought a new boyfriend home for the first time , as I was sat at the kitchen table in my pants , sharpening my deer gralloching knife , with bits of blood spattered on me . He was a nice kid , and I really liked him , but he was always a bit scared of me , and was always on edge when I was around. A couple of years later , she gave me the heads up that she was bringing a new boyfriend home , and said " can you at least try to be dressed this time please" .
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    Woke loonacy

    That video doesn't half show the massive difference between trans gender people , and normal people . It makes trans gender people look very angry , and quite disturbed. It shows that they're the ones that lack tolerance , and are filled with hate , and they certainly don't like free speech.
  10. mel b

    Woke loonacy

    I'm not very often speechless , but f**k me , what can you say to that ??? .
  11. Feck me . They look the dogs bollocks .
  12. mel b

    Woke loonacy

    You've just highlighted the difference between normal people , and sexual deviants. Normal people just get on with it , without a problem. It only becomes a problem when you throw a sexual deviant in the mix.
  13. Yep . It's like being caught in a trap. When I was looking at buying woodland, I came across a couple of folks that just buy land with buildings already on there. They just live in a caravan , or in a barn etc , until the council find out , and try to move them , then they just buy the next chunk of land , and live there. They reckon, don't even bother wasting your time trying to fight the council. Just sell up and move on .
  14. That's what I wanted to do a few years ago , but when you look into it , it's not as easy as you'd imagine ( unless youre absolutely minted). I really fancied a canal boat , but the mooring charges were as much as renting a house , so I looked at buying a piece of land with my own mooring , but then you still have to get permission to moor your own boat , in your own mooring .
  15. Last time I popped in for a coffee, I had to rub that cream on your arse for you . I'm sticking to Costa .
  16. Just give him a crack on the head with a ball pein hammer , and dump his carcass in landfill. He deserves nothing better .
  17. And long may it continue mate .
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