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mel b

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  1. mel b

    Workouts?

    Now now stool sample don't get your panties in a bunch, just because they made you cry . It's not your fault that you're so sensitive I'm thinking of taking it easy for the next few years , and getting one of those easy jobs on the railways . It'll be a piece of cake after doing real graft for years.
  2. mel b

    Workouts?

    Bit heavy for him mate , he might strain his fanny .
  3. mel b

    Workouts?

    They were OK when they took your bin , and you cried until they gave it back
  4. mel b

    Workouts?

    Ssssshhhh stool sample . You need to concentrate on the skooling you're getting from the normal people .
  5. It's understandable mate , after all , you're a spastic with a multiple personality disorder .
  6. It's looking a bit grim there today dc.
  7. Laziness , lack of pride in their area/country , and no self respect .
  8. I'm the same. I can never really follow a plot . The film or programme has to be interesting whenever I lift my head and look at the tv , or I'm not interested in it at all . Yellowstone and the spin offs , keep me constantly interested . I like Harry Potter films , and lord of the rings films , but I've never watched a single one all the way through , and I'm never really sure which characters go in which films . Whenever we see one , my mrs has to give me a quick catch up.
  9. We've re watched yellowstone over the last few weeks(its fantastic), and we've really watched 1923 again . We started watching 1823 again last night. Telly doesn't really float my boat , but I've really enjoyed these from start to finish.
  10. You've just described most of the Internet .
  11. mel b

    Swimming

    Both of mine could swim before they went to nursery . Both my late wife , and myself, saw it as an essential life skill , that could keep them alive . They were also taught to cross a road safely , not long after , for exactly the same reason. When I watch my kids cross the road now ( theyre 28 and 30). They still , stop , look , and , listen.
  12. Fair play to you for getting stuck in stav . It's a job that most folks wouldn't want to do mate .
  13. As smelly jobs go , that's gotta be right up there stav .
  14. mel b

    Plane safety.

    Now that's some bad luck. Married and dead in a crash all on the same day.
  15. You'd feel obliged to belt the living shit out of him every morning
  16. They just all sound like crazy folk . I'd rather have no money .
  17. mel b

    Plane safety.

    f**k me , it must take some doing to get a plane on its back . I've never been on a plane , and I've always said that I wouldn't mind going on a plane or helicopter , just as long as it didn't fly any higher than ten feet , so that I'd survive the crash , but , after seeing those pics , I wouldn't even want to be driven to the shops in one .
  18. What the f**k is all that lot about ???.
  19. Man you're gonna love it . It's the best thing in the world . It's like raising your own kids all over again , only this time you know what you're doing .
  20. I've just been watching it on the news . It seems that British troops would be there in a peacekeeper role . It seems like its just starmer the prick trying to get a bit of attention to me.
  21. I've had a nissan x trail for 5 or 6 years now , and I can honestly say , that it's been the best all rounder that I've ever had , by a long way. It drives like a car ,but put the back seats down , and you've got a van.
  22. Come on dude. Surely you aren't still sulking because your binmen had to take your bin away , because you couldn't figure out how to close the lid properly .
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