mel b
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Everything posted by mel b
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f**k dude , you're excellent
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Congratulations to all concerned .
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Yeah ...... but it's mainly just you though dude .
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A mouse . You mean a f***ing hippopotamouse .
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You do realise that every time the binmen empty your bin now , that the driver rubs his cock all over the handle . It's an alpha male thing , and that's why you cry every time you have to bow your head and collect your bin.
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Now now stool sample don't get your panties in a bunch, just because they made you cry . It's not your fault that you're so sensitive I'm thinking of taking it easy for the next few years , and getting one of those easy jobs on the railways . It'll be a piece of cake after doing real graft for years.
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Bit heavy for him mate , he might strain his fanny .
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They were OK when they took your bin , and you cried until they gave it back
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Ssssshhhh stool sample . You need to concentrate on the skooling you're getting from the normal people .
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Stool sample
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It's understandable mate , after all , you're a spastic with a multiple personality disorder .
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It's looking a bit grim there today dc.
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Laziness , lack of pride in their area/country , and no self respect .
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I'm the same. I can never really follow a plot . The film or programme has to be interesting whenever I lift my head and look at the tv , or I'm not interested in it at all . Yellowstone and the spin offs , keep me constantly interested . I like Harry Potter films , and lord of the rings films , but I've never watched a single one all the way through , and I'm never really sure which characters go in which films . Whenever we see one , my mrs has to give me a quick catch up.
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We've re watched yellowstone over the last few weeks(its fantastic), and we've really watched 1923 again . We started watching 1823 again last night. Telly doesn't really float my boat , but I've really enjoyed these from start to finish.
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You've just described most of the Internet .
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Both of mine could swim before they went to nursery . Both my late wife , and myself, saw it as an essential life skill , that could keep them alive . They were also taught to cross a road safely , not long after , for exactly the same reason. When I watch my kids cross the road now ( theyre 28 and 30). They still , stop , look , and , listen.
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Fair play to you for getting stuck in stav . It's a job that most folks wouldn't want to do mate .
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As smelly jobs go , that's gotta be right up there stav .
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Now that's some bad luck. Married and dead in a crash all on the same day.
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You'd feel obliged to belt the living shit out of him every morning
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They just all sound like crazy folk . I'd rather have no money .
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f**k me , it must take some doing to get a plane on its back . I've never been on a plane , and I've always said that I wouldn't mind going on a plane or helicopter , just as long as it didn't fly any higher than ten feet , so that I'd survive the crash , but , after seeing those pics , I wouldn't even want to be driven to the shops in one .
