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mel b

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  1. I know who he is now mack . I actually watched that film a few weeks ago . It's odd because I can't usually stand anything with Danny dyer , because he's a complete knob.
  2. It'll be that well known 1950s gay icon , that macks been stalking for weeks .
  3. I see you're roughing it as usual mack . Who's Geoff bell ?.
  4. Please excuse my culinary faux pas . I just got so excited, I almost shat my pants .
  5. f**k me that gives me a hard on
  6. I never considered the teeth situation. You could just suck it until it went soft
  7. I reckon thick crusty bread , with best butter , would have the edge .
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    Mushroom

    I've heard that they've found the body of a male with a really tiny cock , I know ditchmans OK because he posted earlier , so I'm getting really worried about mushroom .
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    Krakow

    As new Polish step mums go ,she's none too shabby
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    Krakow

    That's his own sex mask that he's taken with him .
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    Tattoo

    I'm not ashamed to say , that this post brought a tear to my eye. Thankyou for posting it mate .
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    Starmer

    You weren't just going to get bummed , you were gonna get gang bummed . Ditchman has been going there for years . His club moto is " suck it till it hurts ".
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    Starmer

    You damned near got bummed mack .
  14. Show off . I'll just stick to my polystyrene from the chippy .
  15. You made up for it with the crockery though mate . Ya flash xxxx
  16. It's macks fault , he can push the alka seltzer up there . Plink plink splat
  17. He'll reply in a minute , he's just busy choosing a pin for the voodoo doll .
  18. But would you still put it in your mouth ???.
  19. Look at that food to plate ratio in that last pic . The way that the roaster is cheekily stroking the edge of the plate , saying " i could fall off if i wanted to ". It's pure food porn
  20. Don't mither yourself over it mate . I've seen enough of your posts and pictures , to know that you've already won at life .
  21. That's a really strange mix of folk mack. I wonder what it is that draws them together?. I wonder if it's some kind of empathy , as they both see themselves as marginalised people ?.
  22. Well as long as he doesn't get more than six inches wedged in there , it's perfectly legal , and he's good to go
  23. Nothing wrong with that mush. Fair play to him . As long as it doesn't go more than half way in , I doesn't count
  24. That's a bit homophonic mc. I thought a man of experience such as yourself might have tried it .
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