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mel b

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  1. I haven't got Netflix mc. I'm in a tiny caravan in the middle of my woodland, and can't usually get much of anything unfortunately.
  2. Keep us up to speed please gents .
  3. He'll shit a brick when he sees that mack
  4. Spermicidal maniac , just became my new favourite phrase .
  5. That's what I'd like to do , I'd like to wave her tribal flag , yep , I'd wave it all night long .
  6. I could see myself being rather happy living on a 180 acre plot . I'd get me an inuit wife ,because they have a right sexy thing going on , and they look like they'd keep you warm on cold winter nights .
  7. I've heard that dining with you is a wonderful experience. Just as long as you like , well peppered sprouts , a sore arse , and , false teeth marks on the back of your neck .
  8. Feck that's cheap. I only have 8.5acres , with a dribble of a stream.
  9. I like your cooking , it was the spunk cannon that was causing a little concern
  10. He'd bum you as soon as the door was locked
  11. That ticks all the boxes for me
  12. It's been so long since he blowed his load , it comes out like dust
  13. So you only use olive oil as anal lube ?.
  14. Are you referring to the olive Master, or rather , the master of the olive ?.
  15. I'd be all over that cheese .
  16. I'm getting hornier by the minute . Ol ditchy is just a bit dirty , because he got caught smuggling olives through Norfolk airport. He'd got 25kg of olives plugged up his ass , and the tiger moth couldn't get off the ground .
  17. Envy is such an ugly emotion. Dry your eyes mate , it's understandable that you're upset because I get the olive master , and you get sprouts .
  18. I'd bum any bloke that had such fine taste in olives
  19. That's a mackem peak , and a ditchman trough.
  20. I love that man , and I'm not ashamed to say it . He's the modern day john Wayne . I just hope he keeps his promises or he'll look like a right bell end .
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