I could see myself being rather happy living on a 180 acre plot . I'd get me an inuit wife ,because they have a right sexy thing going on , and they look like they'd keep you warm on cold winter nights .
I've heard that dining with you is a wonderful experience. Just as long as you like , well peppered sprouts , a sore arse , and , false teeth marks on the back of your neck .
I'm getting hornier by the minute .
Ol ditchy is just a bit dirty , because he got caught smuggling olives through Norfolk airport. He'd got 25kg of olives plugged up his ass , and the tiger moth couldn't get off the ground .
I love that man , and I'm not ashamed to say it . He's the modern day john Wayne .
I just hope he keeps his promises or he'll look like a right bell end .