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mel b

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  1. I've just seen a couple of wattsap videos. It's all a bit minging to be honest.
  2. mel b

    CVD

    Oh for fucks sake . I've just got comfy in front of the telly , and now I've got to go out . I'm going back to mumsnet!!!.
  3. mel b

    CVD

    Is that code for bumming ?.
  4. I was being truthful mate. When I was training for the three peaks , I did snowdon with a few other lads, that were experienced hill walkers . I wore my council steel capped boots , and I put two pairs of socks on , as it was going to be quite a long walk( everyone else was wearing £250 boots , and £30 socks ) . I was talking to my mate about it on Monday morning, and I was saying that I thought it would be much harder . He said when he'd come to work for the council , he realised that theirs fit , and theirs binman fit . Old school binmen were conditioned to just keep walking , wh
  5. That's true enough Walt, some folk are just amazing mate. An old boss/mate of mine , used to do snowdon as part of a marathon that he did every year. Snowdon was the last few miles. He'd spent most of his life in the army( staff sgt , rmp) , and marathon running was his passion. He always said that he was amazed that binmen were fitter than young soldiers .
  6. That's some good going for an 8yr old . It took me 22hr 48mins , and I was hanging out my arse.
  7. mel b

    CVD

    I should go and live there . I'd be the f***ing daddy !!!
  8. mel b

    CVD

    I bet king is really f***ing glad he asked now
  9. I think I'm turning into a very sad old man , because I'm sitting here thinking of the logistics of getting all the blokes there at just the right time . Did they come on coaches ?, did they line up around the block ?, who organised all the condoms ? , and who cleaned all the mess up afterwards ?.
  10. That poor womans clacka must be red raw , and look like a wizards sleeve.
  11. mel b

    Pet hates.

    I'm at work at the minute wilf , but I'll fill you in on the details later mate .
  12. mel b

    Pet hates.

    Anything can get into the food chain via recycled green waste wilf . Most of it gets shredded , and ploughed into farmers fields mate.
  13. mel b

    Pet hates.

    And that's exactly where the problem is though wilf . You didn't even notice the bit about junkies needles getting into the food chain. Everyone just thinks that the waste that they generate, is someone else's problem to deal with . I've said it before . It won't be too much longer before we're all paying individual bills , for the amount of waste that we put in our general waste bins. Well have no choice but to recycle , and recycle correctly. A lot of it is down to education. Older folks , haven't been brought up with modern recycling, and still think that everything jus
  14. mel b

    Pet hates.

    I've been reading bits and bobs about new recycling schemes that have been set up in some parts of Wales. The councils have spent millions of pounds on recycling bins etc , but they've got no staff , and no collection vehicles , so everything is going onto the same vehicles , and just getting dumped. I'd say it's unbelievable, but having seen so much of it with my own eyes , I can believe every word of it.
  15. mel b

    Pet hates.

    Shot dogs aren't really a problem , it's the none biodegradable stuff that's the issue. I vaguely remember one year , that the bill for removing contamination from green waste , was around £150,000. Every one of the council tax payers in the borough, has to pay for that . It's a bit of a shitter for the folks that bother themselves to put the right waste in the right bin. We get things like bins with loads of junkies dirty needles in them . I can't think that many folks would be happy for their kid to bite into a chip that had a junkies needle inside it.
  16. mel b

    Pet hates.

    Everyone gets wound up over bins and recycling, because it's all a complete shitshow , and has been for the last ten years or more , but here's a few pics that I've taken at work . The residents at the house that every one of these bins belonged to , called the council and complained about me , and said that I'd missed there green bin . When they were told that I hadn't taken the bins because they were contaminated , every one of the residents denied it . I then pass these pictures , along with proof of the address, to my supervisors, and they send the pictures to the residents(and som
  17. mel b

    Pet hates.

    I'm glad that you appreciate your grave error, and trust that you will take more care in the future. Rumour has it on the bin grapevine, that you started to cry , and promised not to do it again , so the binmen gave you your bin back .
  18. They should be boiled ......in oil.
  19. mel b

    Pet hates.

    They were doing their job . They were avoiding the contamination that you had so carelessly thrown into you bin , without a seconds thought for the environment, or the poor little brown children in Africa .
  20. mel b

    Pet hates.

    Reach out is the one that does me .
  21. mel b

    Pet hates.

    I'd love to own a car that had only done 125,000
  22. Happy birthday charts
  23. mel b

    Dry January

    That arm looks a lot bigger than the other one for some reason mc .
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