mel b
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Everything posted by mel b
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I'm not very often speechless , but f**k me , what can you say to that ??? .
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Feck me . They look the dogs bollocks .
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You've just highlighted the difference between normal people , and sexual deviants. Normal people just get on with it , without a problem. It only becomes a problem when you throw a sexual deviant in the mix.
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Yep . It's like being caught in a trap. When I was looking at buying woodland, I came across a couple of folks that just buy land with buildings already on there. They just live in a caravan , or in a barn etc , until the council find out , and try to move them , then they just buy the next chunk of land , and live there. They reckon, don't even bother wasting your time trying to fight the council. Just sell up and move on .
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That's what I wanted to do a few years ago , but when you look into it , it's not as easy as you'd imagine ( unless youre absolutely minted). I really fancied a canal boat , but the mooring charges were as much as renting a house , so I looked at buying a piece of land with my own mooring , but then you still have to get permission to moor your own boat , in your own mooring .
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Last time I popped in for a coffee, I had to rub that cream on your arse for you . I'm sticking to Costa .
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Just give him a crack on the head with a ball pein hammer , and dump his carcass in landfill. He deserves nothing better .
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And long may it continue mate .
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My late wife wore a wig when she first had chemo ( it looked completely real), but when the cancer came back , and she was having chemo for the second time, she just said " f**k it " , and wore a bandana . In all honesty , the bandana looked cool as f**k , and really suited her.
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Tell you what arry, it be happier to find that than a gold ring mate. That's absolutely brilliant .
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Why the f**k would any normal bloke be insecure enough to want a hair transplant ?. It's just the male equivalent of a boob job or lip fillers . Nobody takes any notice of a bald bloke , but every f****r will stare at someone with a hair transplant ,because they look f***ing ridiculous.
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Don't worry mate , they're just all feckin bummers.
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EVERYBODY .
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Now that it's come to light( if it does turn out to be true), I wonder if more will come to light ?. I don't think these people only do it once , it's usually a lifetime thing.
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You're a f***ing lunatic .
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It doesn't bear thinking about mack .
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The c**t made my skin crawl from the first time I ever saw him on the tv . He gives off exactly the same vibe as Jimmy Saville. Not funny or entertaining in the slightest , just a total wrong'un.
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That gravy needs mint sauce and crusty bread
