mel b
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Everything posted by mel b
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It's just the job for when anyone pops up and wants to stay
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I reckon he's smashed his way through a faggot or two in his time mate.
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I've installed a guest suite in mine today . It was crippling dragging it uphill and over a stone wall.
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That'll work .
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I've often heard it said that ditchman is fond of a generous portion of meat . Mainly pork sword if the rumours are correct mate .
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You're grafting well mate .
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Oh yes. Outdoor food is the best .
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You've done the right thing stav. Hopefully it'll help the lad to find some sort of closure, and make peace with himself , and with his family. In defence of his family . It might just be too painful for them to talk about. Life can be f***ing heartbreaking at times mate.
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It all depends if you're a puncher or a laugher. I've had folks raving at me like that when I've been on a door . I've started off being very professional, and ended up laughing so hard that I'm bent double blowing snot bubbles out of my nose .
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It's a mystery mate .
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For an old deviant, you aren't too shabby on the frying pan mate .
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He used to be fine with olives , until that fatefull evening , whilst in a drunken haze , he got olives and plums mixed up , and ended up with two pound of plums stuck up his bum. The doctors said that he'd make a full recovery , but I'm starting to think that ptsd might be an issue .
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Hang on a minute mate , you'll have to catch me up . So round your way , you put cheese up your bum ??? .
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Can you just imagine when his friends and family see the video . Mind you , an eejit like that probably thinks he's a bad mother f****r , and as cool as f**k .
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I wonder if you can hire him for party's What an absolute f***ing spanner. The only folks that tantrum ever worked with is his mommy and daddy
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I'm glad to see that your bum is on the mend now mate . I'll have a word with anne to be a bit more careful next time. Have you considered a smaller strap on ?. That donkey destroyer 3000 did look a bit much for a gentleman of your advancing years .
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Well it's a bit of a story to be honest. We all know that he likes to do a bit of dogging at the weekends. Well he met up with anne Widdecombe on one of his dogging adventures , and they've started a torrid and sexually depraved love affair. They both love a bit of pegging , and anne got a bit rough with the strap on , and poor old ditchie is suffering from a torn sphincter, and a badly bruised kidney at the moment. I'll be sure to mention that you've asked after him mate .
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I know him mate. He's over on pigeonwatch , and doing very well.
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Very sad news mate.
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It's just all a matter of timing mush .
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Haaaang on a minute mush . You can't talk about him posting fully weird shit , when we've all seen some of your late night posts .
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I think he's a good sport , a loon , but still a good sport , and a decent sort. I can speak from my own very bitter experience, and say that losing a wife , can totally change the way that you see life , and can totally change the way that you behave . You realise that most of life is just f***ing bullshit , and that most people's opinions aren't worth a wank, and you stop giving a f**k what they think . It also helps you to gain empathy , and you start to see that other people are in pain too , even though they're fighting to keep their heads above water , and not show that they'r
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Having watched the video , no right thinking person , can ever think that what those two police officers did , was the right thing to do . It was shameful !. They've disgraced themselves, and they've tainted every decent copper that wears the uniform. I'm guessing that they'll walk away Scott free from it all , with remarks from the judge such as , " brave officers " , "life threatening situation" , " should be commended ". It f***ing stinks.
