mel b
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Speak for yourself. I look f***ing amazing with my trout pout , Ronald macdonald eyebrows, and Dunlop wellies . Uurrrggghhh. It's just occurred to me that I've written a description of Katie price .
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Spot on mack. No decent human being would let that happen . He had a choice , and he chose to let it carry on. I really hope their is a heaven and hell. Guess where he'd be going. He's as bad as Paula vennels. She was a church minister , yet she stood by and watched innocent men and women , go to prison , take their own life , lose their homes and livelihoods, suffer humiliation and shame . All in the name of profit , and keeping her nose in the trough. Despicable b*****ds !!!.
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Being overwhelmed by it all would be understandable, if it was me or you, that just got dropped into the middle of it one day . You just wouldn't know which way to turn . He must have had full knowledge of everything that was going on for years , long before he got the top job . Once he did get the top job , he chose not to rock the boat , because he either finds it acceptable, or , he just didn't want to lose his place at the trough. I'll tell you how to deal with it vicar , call the f***ing police , and report the f***ing nonce's!!!.
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Any man that says he wouldn't like a night with her , is either a liar or a homosexual.
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Nah , im just a greedy fat c**t .
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Oven or air fryer ?. The screaming skull , sorry , domestic goddess , will need to know .
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f**k me , you sound like me .
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I can't do beer these days , but I'm gonna be all over that pie and peas.
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I'll be right on it .
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That could be a risky game over there . I bet theirs plenty of folks with shotguns on the lookout .
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Do you reckon it would be safe to reheat one ?, and would you eat it with gravy on a cooked dinner ? , or with salad. I feel like I've been missing out on something my whole life now .
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Hot pork pie ?. Can you do that ?.
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What are rippers mack ?.
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Jesus they sound good . I reckon I could go for just about any of those combos .
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f**k off , go and find your own pie maker . We're very happy together .
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I've just had a serious word with myself, and said , mel , is there no depths that you wouldn't sink to for a good pork pie ?. The answer was no .
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I bet the cows loved it . My mate used to cut a small square in the middle of a maize field, so that it couldn't be seen . He always said that the first thing he was taught at horticultural college, was how to grow weed , or some derivative, as it was hard to grow. I've no idea if that's right or not though.
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I had a mate that used to grow it outside in maize fields . He wouldn't dream of smoking it or selling it . He was just a mad horticulturist, and did it just to show that he could.
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f**k me , that looks f***ing bang on . You ever thought about having an affair with a bloke ?. I'm probably not great in bed , and im shit at vacuming , but I'll never moan about you watching the football .
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I remember watching a tv programme years ago , and they said that the two fastest growing diseases in the UK, were TB and malaria , and that it was down to immigration.
