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  1. mel b
    I can't do beer these days , but I'm gonna be all over that pie and peas.
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    I'll be right on it .
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    Weed ;)

    mel b replied to air gun ant's topic in General Talk

    That could be a risky game over there . I bet theirs plenty of folks with shotguns on the lookout .
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    Do you reckon it would be safe to reheat one ?, and would you eat it with gravy on a cooked dinner ? , or with salad. I feel like I've been missing out on something my whole life now .
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    Hot pork pie ?. Can you do that ?.
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    Weed ;)

    mel b replied to air gun ant's topic in General Talk

    Money for old rope .
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    Weed ;)

    mel b replied to air gun ant's topic in General Talk

    What are rippers mack ?.
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    Jesus they sound good . I reckon I could go for just about any of those combos .
  9. mel b
    f**k off , go and find your own pie maker . We're very happy together .
  10. mel b
    I've just had a serious word with myself, and said , mel , is there no depths that you wouldn't sink to for a good pork pie ?. The answer was no .
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    Weed ;)

    mel b replied to air gun ant's topic in General Talk

    I bet the cows loved it . My mate used to cut a small square in the middle of a maize field, so that it couldn't be seen . He always said that the first thing he was taught at horticultural college, was how to grow weed , or some derivative, as it was hard to grow. I've no idea if that's right or not though.
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    Weed ;)

    mel b replied to air gun ant's topic in General Talk

    I had a mate that used to grow it outside in maize fields . He wouldn't dream of smoking it or selling it . He was just a mad horticulturist, and did it just to show that he could.
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    f**k me , that looks f***ing bang on . You ever thought about having an affair with a bloke ?. I'm probably not great in bed , and im shit at vacuming , but I'll never moan about you watching the football .
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    TB

    mel b replied to Bangersanmash's topic in General Talk

    I remember watching a tv programme years ago , and they said that the two fastest growing diseases in the UK, were TB and malaria , and that it was down to immigration.
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    Did you meet your new lady friend today , and ask her on a date Keith?.
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    I can vouch for these
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    Terry Spinks

    mel b replied to jukel123's topic in General Talk

    Try a pic of your arse , he likes arse pics .
  21. mel b
    Oh feck me no .
  22. mel b
    Lot of fuss over a few pairs of pumps girls
  23. mel b
    You take your Mrs to the pub with you ?????. That'll explain those ballroom slippers then .
  24. mel b
    They're sort of like a cross, between shoes , and an old lady's handbag .
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    maddness

    mel b replied to riohog's topic in General Talk

    Took the words right out of my mouth .
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