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mel b

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  1. Theirs a black pair and a white pair. The white pair had skidmarks , and the black pair smelled of kippers , but tasted OK.
  2. I work at the council depot 200 yards up the road .I did the bins around bumble hole on Friday morning , including the pub that used to have a barge for a bar .
  3. Well f**k me , that's where I work .
  4. I'd love to drop onto a place like that . My sisters fella dropped onto something very similar following his divorce a few years ago. He paid 20k for the boat , and pays pennies for the mooring, and a piece of land that comes with it.
  5. I've always told my mrs , that as soon as they invent one of those dolls that can cook , she's sacked .
  6. Just before we bought our woodland, I looked at a piece of woodland in Stratford. The woodland wasn't great (about 4.5 acres iirc), but I was more interested in the 40 yard private mooring that came with it . When I started looking into it , even though you owned the mooring , you still had to get permission ( and pay), the local authority, and iirc Avon river authority. It looked like a right ball ache , and would be a bit of a kick in the teeth , if they refused , after I'd already bought the woodland. Added to that . There was a gypsy camp just up the road , and hedges littered wi
  7. Come on charts , you know the score. When Google doesn't know the answer , it asks mchull
  8. I was shooting there this morning. Small world mate.
  9. See , I could tolerate that type of immigrant . Yes he's a bit of a comedy migrant I'll admit , but he's the type that would try to fit in. I couldn't give a rats ass what colour your skin is , but if you come to England, then behave like a decent English man. Don't bring your dirty , african or Asian shitty habits with you , and then try to force me into your ways.
  10. Tidy little adventure that is mate.
  11. The dirty filthy b*****d . That deserved jail time.
  12. It would be handy to have one or two set up for squirrels at my woodland .
  13. Are they good enough to be worth the price tag tomo ?. I've thought about getting a couple in the past , but didn't know of anyone that has used them.
  14. She has the voice of an angel , and all the grace of a Swan. She would be at home on any operatic stage.
  15. I don't need to go to downing street . They're coming to the fishing competition in August, we'll have a scream . And for your information, anglia rainer has the voice of an angel , and often gets mistaken for a young alma Cogan.
  16. How dare you besmirch such a fine English man as sir kier starmer , and his fine cabinet . Just look at all the good theyve done for our country!!!!
  17. How dare you sir . He's the finest British prime minister since Winston Churchill !!!! .
  18. I'm sure that with your fatherly guidance, they'll all grow up to be fine young men .
  19. I must be honest, I usually grin when I see his posts
  20. You just can't appreciate his massive talent . He's like , elvis , Bowie, ozzy , you won't truly appreciate his huge talent until he's gone.
  21. With lines as hysterically funny as mitre , you don't need a face . The man is a comedy god .
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