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mel b

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  1. Pah, mchull will just pay from the loose change in his car ashtray . NEWSFLASH. Vladimir putin reads post on the hunting life , and immediately phones Zelensky and says sorry !!!.
  2. You should have mentioned that you'll send mchull over to have a word . That would have got their attention .
  3. It's because the world is now full of f***ing idiots . With no real grip on reality .
  4. Unfortunately we don't have any deer at my place . A red was spotted about five years ago just down the road , and a few munties are being caught by the local keepers , when they catch the birds at the end of the season, so I'm keeping my fingers crossed that I start seeing them sooner or later. All of my deer shooting is done on my other shooting permissions. We made a few paths through our woodland at the end of the pheasant season , and a small flat camping area . At the end of the coming pheasant season , I'm hoping to treble the size of the camping area , and make another path of
  5. You certainly like to graft dude . Do you shoot the deer in your woodland?.
  6. I'd love to try it. I think I could do the hard graft , but red tape makes my blood run cold . You're kicking the arse out of it . Absolutely top marks mate.
  7. You're winning at life mate . I'm very envious .
  8. Good God man. You left all that to spend a few hours with a rag tag bunch of old poachers and nere do Wells . You could have given me a shout to take your place , then again , I'd have to fight ditchman for the spot . Have a great time tomorrow mate .
  9. What the feck Arry ???. You left before that lamb was ready ???. You've let me down , you've let all the hunting life greedy feckers down , but most of all , you've let yourself down .
  10. Oh they'll talk about it , They'll talk about it plenty , but they'll do f**k all about it , because they can't do anything about it , without facing hard facts.
  11. Just good common sense really . The man could be a woman , that's being a man , that's been fertilised by a man that's being a woman . It's all perfectly natural.
  12. mel b

    London

    The best advice I can give you about London, is go somewhere else mate .
  13. See , now that's why you're the king of the cooking section
  14. I reckon it could be a real thing mate, and these things are somehow in your DNA.
  15. That's exactly how I feel. Walking into old monasteries always makes me feel the same. I always sort of freeze for a second , as everything seems so familiar. They often have a tape playing , and it's like I've heard the sounds before. My late wife always said that I'd been a monk in a previous life . Not the religious pious type of monk , but the type of monk that ate whole roast chickens , and drank gallons of mead .
  16. Haunting. It sounds like it could be 500 years old.
  17. The Sickening truth dido. What the f**k has happened to this country ?.
  18. mel b

    Olympics

    She'd be no good for me wilf . I only get the fat ones that can't run away
  19. People would actually start talking to other people again . It would be proper face to face conversations, just like the olden days
  20. Let's be honest. Everyone knows that he didn't really mean it. He was just being a perfect example of a typical political slimy gobshite , that's trying to ingratiate himself with the locals , to ensure his future place at the trough . He doesn't believe in anything but greed.
  21. The best bacon and egg sandwiches I've ever had, we're cooked at first light , on a cold river bank.
  22. Thankyou for the explanation scotty.
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