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    Leave him alone . He's the hunting life's very own les Dawson. He's a comedy genius .
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    Gash cam
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    It's only creepy if they don't know you're taking the pics . Next time , just explain that hundreds of rampant and sexually frustrated hunters , would like to judge , them on there looks , and you on your judgement , so could you take a pic to show everyone please. You might also want to explain , that whilst they don't strictly need to be naked , it would definitely help everyone to decide .
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    Migrants

    mel b replied to Bangersanmash's topic in General Talk

    A very wise man , with years of working in africa , once told me . No matter what you give to an african . They will eather , eat it , lose it , or steal it.
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    Never mind creepy . The whole of thl is depending on you .
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    Sad day

    mel b replied to downsouth's topic in General Talk

    The saddest of days mate.
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    You've been hard at it as always mate .
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    Arrested

    mel b replied to dai dogs's topic in General Talk

    Not Me. I'm a f***ing angel .
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    Thankyou .
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    It's any sex offender . It's a word that's just thrown about these days. It comes from the days when you had a cell card , outside your cell door . It would have your name and sentence etc , and NONCE for ( iirc) not on normal curricular exercise . It just meant that the sex offenders didn't go out on the yard with the normal prisoners , because they'd probably get a well deserved beating. Nonce is a really bad word in my book mate..
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    He's a convicted rapist .
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    Nope. I've done some dumb shit in my time , and stood in the dock in front of plenty of magistrates and judges , but the thought of standing in the dock in front of some kids parents , that I'd killed while I was drunk , always frightened the shit out of me. I won't get behind the wheel for 24 hours after I've had a drink , yes that's over the top , but it's better than asking myself if it was my fault if the worst ever happened.
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    I've often wondered . Does it hurt much ? .
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    The Don.

    mel b replied to jukel123's topic in General Talk

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    Coin Cutting

    mel b replied to Arry's topic in General Talk

    Top work arry .
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    You're lucky . I normally get told that I look like toad of toad hall
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    What a pair of daft c**ts .
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    Or what ??? . You can't just leave us all hanging like this . We need to know.
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    Wasp Nests

    mel b replied to gnasher16's topic in General Talk

    My mate has fantastic strategy when dealing with wasps . When the wasp gets to within 10 feet , he runs around waving his arms , and squeals like a girl. It must work , he's never had a wasp sting .
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    That's a very impressive place mack .
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