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mel b

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  1. mel b

    Yeehah!!

    Man she's got jesus in her soul . Wherever she is now , you can guarantee that she's kicking the arse out of life. That video has just made my day .
  2. . You dropped the bacon in the bin ????? I'm sure theirs laws against that mack .
  3. Yes , I wear the finest deodorant that money can buy .......... from Asda
  4. That lot looks really tasty mack .
  5. I own . 1 pair work boots. 1 pair shooting boots . 1 pair camo crocs( for nighttime piddling in my woodland). 2 pairs walking boots . 1 pair black shoes ( for weddings and funerals). I spend most of my life in work uniform, or green shooting gear. Even my decent gear is moleskin trousers and a countryman shirt. If I'm at a funeral , I'll be the smartest person there . The rest of the time I couldn't give a f**k really . I have to be clean though. I don't care how dirty I get , but I have to be clean afterwards . I can't stand being smelly, or having smelly
  6. Cheeky xxxx , that was my best vest .
  7. I vaguely remember dancing on stage with buster blood vessel, doing lip up fatty , at the 5th column night club , probably around 1990, f**k me I was off my tits..
  8. That might be a future destination for me. I reckon my mrs would love somewhere like that as well.
  9. Not much could drag me to London mack , but a shop like that could see me heading that way mate .
  10. It's funny , but as a shooting man , the beretta shop , would interest me much less than the stick shop. I really should make a few sticks , I really enjoy making them.
  11. That sounds like the type of place that I'd really like , but couldn't afford
  12. f**k dude , you're excellent
  13. Congratulations to all concerned .
  14. mel b

    Society

    Yeah ...... but it's mainly just you though dude .
  15. mel b

    Workouts?

    A mouse . You mean a f***ing hippopotamouse .
  16. mel b

    Workouts?

    You do realise that every time the binmen empty your bin now , that the driver rubs his cock all over the handle . It's an alpha male thing , and that's why you cry every time you have to bow your head and collect your bin.
  17. mel b

    Workouts?

    Now now stool sample don't get your panties in a bunch, just because they made you cry . It's not your fault that you're so sensitive I'm thinking of taking it easy for the next few years , and getting one of those easy jobs on the railways . It'll be a piece of cake after doing real graft for years.
  18. mel b

    Workouts?

    Bit heavy for him mate , he might strain his fanny .
  19. mel b

    Workouts?

    They were OK when they took your bin , and you cried until they gave it back
  20. mel b

    Workouts?

    Ssssshhhh stool sample . You need to concentrate on the skooling you're getting from the normal people .
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