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  1. mel b
    I thought Ken dodds dads dog died ?.
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    Is this for real ?. I only read about it for the first time yesterday, and it says that he is a not for profit actor . If it is true , then this gentleman has my utmost respect.
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    Yeehah!!

    mel b replied to jukel123's topic in General Talk

    Man she's got jesus in her soul . Wherever she is now , you can guarantee that she's kicking the arse out of life. That video has just made my day .
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    . You dropped the bacon in the bin ????? I'm sure theirs laws against that mack .
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    Yes , I wear the finest deodorant that money can buy .......... from Asda
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    That lot looks really tasty mack .
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    I own . 1 pair work boots. 1 pair shooting boots . 1 pair camo crocs( for nighttime piddling in my woodland). 2 pairs walking boots . 1 pair black shoes ( for weddings and funerals). I spend most of my life in work uniform, or green shooting gear. Even my decent gear is moleskin trousers and a countryman shirt. If I'm at a funeral , I'll be the smartest person there . The rest of the time I couldn't give a f**k really . I have to be clean though. I don't care how dirty I get , but I have to be clean afterwards . I can't stand being smelly, or having smelly
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    Cheeky xxxx , that was my best vest .
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    I vaguely remember dancing on stage with buster blood vessel, doing lip up fatty , at the 5th column night club , probably around 1990, f**k me I was off my tits..
  11. mel b
    Very 1982 .
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    That sounds like a top day out gm .
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    That might be a future destination for me. I reckon my mrs would love somewhere like that as well.
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    Not much could drag me to London mack , but a shop like that could see me heading that way mate .
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    It's funny , but as a shooting man , the beretta shop , would interest me much less than the stick shop. I really should make a few sticks , I really enjoy making them.
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    That sounds like the type of place that I'd really like , but couldn't afford
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    That walking stick shop is fantastic mack .
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    f**k dude , you're excellent
  20. mel b
    Congratulations to all concerned .
  21. mel b

    Society

    mel b replied to Billy Hill's topic in General Talk

    Yeah ...... but it's mainly just you though dude .
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    Workouts?

    mel b replied to Goly's topic in General Talk

    A mouse . You mean a f***ing hippopotamouse .
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    Workouts?

    mel b replied to Goly's topic in General Talk

    You do realise that every time the binmen empty your bin now , that the driver rubs his cock all over the handle . It's an alpha male thing , and that's why you cry every time you have to bow your head and collect your bin.
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    Workouts?

    mel b replied to Goly's topic in General Talk

    Now now stool sample don't get your panties in a bunch, just because they made you cry . It's not your fault that you're so sensitive I'm thinking of taking it easy for the next few years , and getting one of those easy jobs on the railways . It'll be a piece of cake after doing real graft for years.
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    Workouts?

    mel b replied to Goly's topic in General Talk

    Bit heavy for him mate , he might strain his fanny .
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