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mel b

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  1. You spotted macks olive hole. Not me .
  2. Nothing at all . I just have a very innocent mind , and hadn't noticed it
  3. I hadn't noticed until you mentioned it .
  4. mel b

    Honer

    These things always amaze me. How can someone with such obvious intelligence, be such a fuckwit ?.
  5. Don't be so hard on your self mate , you're not scum , you're just riff raff .
  6. Theirs definitely enough to go around
  7. I always offer to buy them food, but I won't give them cash either.
  8. I would if she wasn't built like a sumo wrestler , with the attitude of a rottweiler .
  9. Bloody show off !. Mine gets a kick up the arse when she's down !.
  10. He has me in bits . He's a modern day les Dawson.
  11. That's the problem with a woodland. You buy it to just sit in and relax , but little by little, it becomes a full time job , that you have to fit in around your other full time job . At least most of it is pretty enjoyable .
  12. I've been clearing the bracken from a couple of spots at my place . I've been doing it about three times a year , for about five years . It seems to have pretty much stopped it now though . I wanted to do more , but on the really steep parts , the juice just ain't worth the squeeze. What will you be planting ?. If you want , oak , Hazel, Holly, rowan . You're more than welcome to pop up and get as many saplings as you want . I put in a few sweet chestnuts , but the farmers sheep got in and ate the lot. The fuckers did the same with the Tenby daffodils. I've got a co
  13. You've been busy grafting again dude. Strimming bracken is hard going at this time of year. I'll be doing a bit of strimming next weekend, and opening up a trail across the side of a steep hill , to make my shooting range easier to access. I'll be doing a 100yrd path , but I'll be using a rotavaor . That really takes the sting out of it.
  14. Oh no , jeemes hit the olive trigger .
  15. You do some fantastic looking work stav .
  16. If ever you stand for president of the whole world. I'm voting for you mate .
  17. mel b

    Potcheen

    That's absolutely brilliant mate . Thankyou very much . I've just dropped you a pm.
  18. mel b

    IN-LAWS

    I love your posts mitre. They bring sunshine to my dreary life mate .
  19. mel b

    IN-LAWS

    I've had two mother in laws , that have both sadly passed. Both of them were wonderful women.
  20. I'm not holding my breath either mate . Brown is starmers favourite colour , so he's pretty safe.
  21. I bet the daft c**t is kicking himself tonight. The police are also investigating it . What a fukwit .
  22. mel b

    Rupert Lowe

    I'm with you on that one mate. It's a sorry state of affairs though , when your only hope is the leader of a foreign government thousands of miles away .
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