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mel b

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  1. See , I could tolerate that type of immigrant . Yes he's a bit of a comedy migrant I'll admit , but he's the type that would try to fit in. I couldn't give a rats ass what colour your skin is , but if you come to England, then behave like a decent English man. Don't bring your dirty , african or Asian shitty habits with you , and then try to force me into your ways.
  2. Tidy little adventure that is mate.
  3. The dirty filthy b*****d . That deserved jail time.
  4. It would be handy to have one or two set up for squirrels at my woodland .
  5. Are they good enough to be worth the price tag tomo ?. I've thought about getting a couple in the past , but didn't know of anyone that has used them.
  6. She has the voice of an angel , and all the grace of a Swan. She would be at home on any operatic stage.
  7. I don't need to go to downing street . They're coming to the fishing competition in August, we'll have a scream . And for your information, anglia rainer has the voice of an angel , and often gets mistaken for a young alma Cogan.
  8. How dare you besmirch such a fine English man as sir kier starmer , and his fine cabinet . Just look at all the good theyve done for our country!!!!
  9. How dare you sir . He's the finest British prime minister since Winston Churchill !!!! .
  10. I'm sure that with your fatherly guidance, they'll all grow up to be fine young men .
  11. I must be honest, I usually grin when I see his posts
  12. You just can't appreciate his massive talent . He's like , elvis , Bowie, ozzy , you won't truly appreciate his huge talent until he's gone.
  13. With lines as hysterically funny as mitre , you don't need a face . The man is a comedy god .
  14. Leave him alone . He's the hunting life's very own les Dawson. He's a comedy genius .
  15. It's only creepy if they don't know you're taking the pics . Next time , just explain that hundreds of rampant and sexually frustrated hunters , would like to judge , them on there looks , and you on your judgement , so could you take a pic to show everyone please. You might also want to explain , that whilst they don't strictly need to be naked , it would definitely help everyone to decide .
  16. A very wise man , with years of working in africa , once told me . No matter what you give to an african . They will eather , eat it , lose it , or steal it.
  17. Never mind creepy . The whole of thl is depending on you .
  18. mel b

    Sad day

    The saddest of days mate.
  19. You've been hard at it as always mate .
  20. mel b

    Arrested

    Not Me. I'm a f***ing angel .
  21. It's any sex offender . It's a word that's just thrown about these days. It comes from the days when you had a cell card , outside your cell door . It would have your name and sentence etc , and NONCE for ( iirc) not on normal curricular exercise . It just meant that the sex offenders didn't go out on the yard with the normal prisoners , because they'd probably get a well deserved beating. Nonce is a really bad word in my book mate..
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