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    Hashem abedi

    mel b replied to waltjnr's topic in General Talk

    Just give him a crack on the head with a ball pein hammer , and dump his carcass in landfill. He deserves nothing better .
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    And long may it continue mate .
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    Toupee or Wig?

    mel b replied to Pardus's topic in General Talk

    My late wife wore a wig when she first had chemo ( it looked completely real), but when the cancer came back , and she was having chemo for the second time, she just said " f**k it " , and wore a bandana . In all honesty , the bandana looked cool as f**k , and really suited her.
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    Tell you what arry, it be happier to find that than a gold ring mate. That's absolutely brilliant .
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    Toupee or Wig?

    mel b replied to Pardus's topic in General Talk

    Why the f**k would any normal bloke be insecure enough to want a hair transplant ?. It's just the male equivalent of a boob job or lip fillers . Nobody takes any notice of a bald bloke , but every f****r will stare at someone with a hair transplant ,because they look f***ing ridiculous.
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    Pet hates.

    mel b replied to socks's topic in General Talk

    Don't worry mate , they're just all feckin bummers.
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    EVERYBODY .
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    Now that it's come to light( if it does turn out to be true), I wonder if more will come to light ?. I don't think these people only do it once , it's usually a lifetime thing.
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    You're a f***ing lunatic .
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    It doesn't bear thinking about mack .
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    The c**t made my skin crawl from the first time I ever saw him on the tv . He gives off exactly the same vibe as Jimmy Saville. Not funny or entertaining in the slightest , just a total wrong'un.
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    That gravy needs mint sauce and crusty bread
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    I've always had him down as the Jimmy Saville type , long before anything ever came to light. He's just a wrong'un .
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    Typical animal rights vegan nutcase.
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    She's probably posting all about you on mumsnet right now Keith . The thread is titled Curtain twitch or cock twitch.
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    I dunno . Shave that moustache and hairy legs , and she'd look quite presentable .
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    Not many of us will make your age you old fossil .
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    Snap. I lost a lot of weight last year , and I think that's been half of the problem . I've never been one for feeling the cold when I'm working , and usually, I'll happily work out in the snow wearing a t shirt , but I've been wearing a fleece since last September . Old age just sort of sneaks up on you mate . I'm only 56 , f**k knows what I'll be like in a few years .
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