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mel b

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  1. mel b

    Ditchman

    I'm glad to see that your bum is on the mend now mate . I'll have a word with anne to be a bit more careful next time. Have you considered a smaller strap on ?. That donkey destroyer 3000 did look a bit much for a gentleman of your advancing years .
  2. mel b

    Ditchman

    Well it's a bit of a story to be honest. We all know that he likes to do a bit of dogging at the weekends. Well he met up with anne Widdecombe on one of his dogging adventures , and they've started a torrid and sexually depraved love affair. They both love a bit of pegging , and anne got a bit rough with the strap on , and poor old ditchie is suffering from a torn sphincter, and a badly bruised kidney at the moment. I'll be sure to mention that you've asked after him mate .
  3. mel b

    Ditchman

    I know him mate. He's over on pigeonwatch , and doing very well.
  4. Very sad news mate.
  5. It's just all a matter of timing mush .
  6. Haaaang on a minute mush . You can't talk about him posting fully weird shit , when we've all seen some of your late night posts .
  7. I think he's a good sport , a loon , but still a good sport , and a decent sort. I can speak from my own very bitter experience, and say that losing a wife , can totally change the way that you see life , and can totally change the way that you behave . You realise that most of life is just f***ing bullshit , and that most people's opinions aren't worth a wank, and you stop giving a f**k what they think . It also helps you to gain empathy , and you start to see that other people are in pain too , even though they're fighting to keep their heads above water , and not show that they'r
  8. Having watched the video , no right thinking person , can ever think that what those two police officers did , was the right thing to do . It was shameful !. They've disgraced themselves, and they've tainted every decent copper that wears the uniform. I'm guessing that they'll walk away Scott free from it all , with remarks from the judge such as , " brave officers " , "life threatening situation" , " should be commended ". It f***ing stinks.
  9. mel b

    Time out.

    So you're going dogging all summer then
  10. I think history will see him as a traitor, and I sincerely hope to see him swinging from a lamppost in Westminster when the revolution starts.
  11. The world has turned upside down mate . Insanity is the new norm.
  12. Yep. We might be a bunch of rogues and piss takers , but at least we know the difference between a man and a woman.
  13. Yep. Most peculiar times mate. A bloke can pretend to be a woman , and get praised for it , but you could be put in jail for noticing .
  14. That's unusual , because the story only said woman, and didn't mention about him being a bloke. We live in most peculiar times.
  15. Is that an actual biological female that looks just like a bloke ? , or, is it an actual bloke that's doing a very bad impression of a woman?. The article says woman , and doesn't refer to sex change etc , but that f****r is a bloke all day long.
  16. mel b

    Starmer

    It looks like homosexual strip poker can cause your houses to spontaneously combust . As if a sore arse wasn't bad enough .
  17. mel b

    Starmer

    My question was to scotty , about what will happen when the sky falls in , and the state collapses. No more state handouts for the lazy and feckless because it's all gone.
  18. mel b

    Starmer

    I don't take drugs , and nothing can make me crap myself. I was just curious how the lazy and feckless might survive without free food and shelter. I've got enough stashed to easily see me and my kids through a lifetime , and if I lost it all tomorrow, I've got enough about me to go and get it again , but , the doleys don't know how to go out and get it. Some of them might try to steal it , but they wouldn't stand a chance against proper blokes that were fighting for their home and family.
  19. mel b

    Starmer

    It would certainly be nice to think so mate. Something has just occurred to me. If the state collapses . Who will look after the doleys, and people that are unable to work , and look after themselves. My family all take care of each other , but what about the millions that don't, and the state looks after them ?.
  20. mel b

    Starmer

    So what's happening scotty ?. I haven't got a clue what's going on.
  21. The closest I've been to Mexico is Aberystwyth, and that's more than close enough for me mate . I'm too young and pretty , those f***ing savages would do all sorts to me.
  22. I caught it on a dead roach just dropped down the edge while I was feeder fishing . It just picked the bait up and didn't run. It was like a wet carpet hanging on the end of the line until it popped up and saw the net , then the fun started .
  23. I've had a beer or two in the Angel over the years , and spent a fair few nights fishing in front of it. Had my biggest pike of just over 23lb from there as well.
  24. Mad as a box of frogs.
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