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    F#uk Glastonbury

    mel b replied to hawki's topic in General Talk

    I bet the daft c**t is kicking himself tonight. The police are also investigating it . What a fukwit .
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    Rupert Lowe

    mel b replied to kanny's topic in General Talk

    I'm with you on that one mate. It's a sorry state of affairs though , when your only hope is the leader of a foreign government thousands of miles away .
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    Will be the real answer .
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    I use a blade tech sharpener as well . You wouldn't use one on a decent blade , because it does knacker them , but they're really quick and easy for the type of blades I use. Two heavy swipes , then two soft swipes, and you have a blade that you could shave with.
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    It just seems like doing things like that is somehow acceptable now. It's no more acceptable for two thugs in uniform to treat a 92 year old disabled man in that way , than it is for two scumbags to mug him in the street. Doing it was bad enough , but to laugh about it afterwards is f***ing shameful. Any decent copper will be hanging his or her head in shame , for what those two cowardly assholes did in the name of the law.
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    McGlastonbury

    mel b replied to NEWKID's topic in General Talk

    Absolutely fantastic .
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    Pretty much as was expected really. Horrible pair of cowardly c**ts. They bring shame on every decent officer that wears the uniform.
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    Pet hates.

    mel b replied to socks's topic in General Talk

    Gingers smell of wee , fact !!!!. That's why they never have any mates . I'll just sit here and wait patiently for all of the angry ginger people to tell me I'm a c**t .
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    That's true mush. They really aren't giving a f**k right now. They're picking a fight with every lunatic in the middle east.....and winning it seems. I bet the Donald is holding his head in his hands , and saying , " what the f**k has that mad c**t done now " .
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    That looks well tasty mate .
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    Pet hates.

    mel b replied to socks's topic in General Talk

    I hate those f***ing tv ads for the deodorant, that show a bloke sniffing another blokes cock , and a bloke sniffing another blokes arse . Just who the f**k thought that's going to make anybody buy deodorant. It's stomach churning . They're as bad as the v i poo adverts , that try to sell you spray that makes your shit smell like roses .
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    It's the f***ing man from del monte .
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    He's too busy at the moment, he's rebuilding the Iranians nuclear facility , so he'll be back in about two hours .
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    It'll be AI mate. They always involve a link to something that you can buy.
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    You're just so old fashioned. I'll be sticking to my bronze axe .
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    f**k me scotty. Who told you that lot ???.
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    I wish I had your motivation and energy .
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    Carlsberg is OK for putting out your fire , but you wouldn't wanna drink the stuff.
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    You love hard graft dude .
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    Blocking

    mel b replied to Marvel's topic in General Talk

    I take my hat off to him . He takes all the bollocks , and still smiles.
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    Blocking

    mel b replied to Marvel's topic in General Talk

    They aren't as mentally robust as you though Keith. You're the bear gryls of thl mate . .
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    They aren't uranium tipped mate . I just pop in a mini ginger plug , and they take off like a f***ing ballistic missile .
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