mel b
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You tell him dude. He never puts any decent grub pics up . He's shit at laying slabs as well
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I've seen a documentary when monks were doing it. They slash the corpses to give the vultures a head start , then once a lot of the flesh has been eaten , they smash the bones , so that the vultures can swallow the pieces. It's sort of horrific , but natural . To be honest , I think I'd prefer it to burial or cremation.
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It would take an awful lot of red kites and buzzards to strip a human , and I don't reckon the neighbours would be happy when a buzzard flew over them, and dropped a left bollock on there bbq . You'd also need someone to smash the bones up into tiny pieces , so that they get eaten. I reckon more would get eaten by rats than red kites. I must be honest though dai. I really like the idea of those sky burials.
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If this is your new plan for getting rid of all the bodies , you'd be better off keeping it quiet dai .
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I collected these hazelnuts and acorns yesterday morning. I'll collect more next weekend hopefully.
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What would your advice be then mc ?. Stay living in a rented house , so that you have to pay rent every month until you die ?. I was late getting a mortgage , I was almost 30 , but it was paid off by the time I was 40. It's f***ing hard graft , but anyone can do it if they try hard enough. I agree that blowing money on finance for cars or new curtains is just daft ( if you cant afford to save for it , then you simply cant afford it) , but taking out a mortgage to buy your own home , is always better than renting.
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I've got a very good mate that lost a teenage son(David) , through a drink driving idiot. My mate and his son , used to enjoy hiking , and would plant trees on there walks. Steve has carried on this traditional in memory of his son. He grows oak saplings in pots , and then passes them on to other people to plant , for there own reasons . Some plant them as memorials , some to start there own woodland etc. Steve sends out hundreds of saplings every year . Most of them get sent in the post . He wraps the saplings roots in tissues , soaks it , the puts it in a plastic bag for pos
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I had him down as the type that would have a live in chef . He comes across as the wealthy Richard Branson type of fella.
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You do your own cooking?.
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Tidy days graft again dude. All I've done today is collect hazelnuts and acorns .
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Why am I thinking onion ?.
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Wise words
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I can't reply mate. I think jok is getting a bit fruity , and he doesn't know why . Don't worry jok. It's just a bit of piss taking . Nobody got bummed.
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What the f**k is that all about then ?.
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Yeah yeah yeah , don't try to pretend that you've never had the donkey experience
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I can't help it if I have a large gay following. My boyish good looks and schoolboy charm can be a curse at times .
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That's because you just ooze homosexuality mate , and you just wouldn't be safe . Me on the other hand , would just terrify your average homosexual male , and could instantly convert your average homosexual female. Strangely enough. I've spent many evenings in the company of hundreds of homosexuals , and apparently, they find me quite charming. I remember one evening particularly well , when a homosexual gentleman was trying to chat me up near the gentlemens toilet. I thanked him , and explained that I was straight . He said " that's such a shame you'd make a great bear " , then
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What's this £800 transfer freeze Dutch? .
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Amen to that brother mitre .
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You'll give a f**k when a ladybody that's hung like a donkey is smashing your kidneys .
