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    It just looked like it had plenty of meat in it , and it was going to taste great . I could see it being washed down with a generous slice of homemade apple pie , and lots of cream , and served by a mature , yet very pretty , large breasted lady , that had all the answers to lifes many mysteries . You've just burst my bubble mack . It's no wonder that I've never travelled beyond the isle of Wight. I just couldn't stand the crushing disappointment .
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    I like the look of that mack .
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    Flash xxxx
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    A raconteur of note sir . The hunting life's very own William Shakespeare.
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    Pet hates.

    mel b replied to socks's topic in General Talk

    You paint a wonderful picture wilf
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    I spend the majority of my life dressed like a tramp. I'm either wearing my binman uniform, or , camo jogging bottoms , and a camo t-shirt. If I need to look respectable , I'll wear moleskin trousers , and a countryman shirt . I wear a suit for weddings and funerals. It's the same suit , but I wear a black tie for funerals , and a coloured tie for weddings. I live in boots , but have one pair of black shoes , that match my black suit. Thinking about it , I'm a bit of a scruffy c**t really .
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    I'm looking at those tiles behind you , and thinking that you're outside a public toilet, waiting for a client .
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    Diversity is our strength . Whoever said that really needs to get f****d.
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    I'm sorry for your loss juke. Your cousin Eddie sounds like a proper good Lad mate.
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    Please excuse me if I've ever said anything insensitive in the past tomo . I never realised that you were a homosexual mate .
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    I know it's a terrible pic, but I didn't intend putting it on here. It's a quarter pounder burger , but it looks massive because it's on a side plate. It's pheasant, bacon , and black pudding, with an egg in the middle, and grilled mature cheddar on top. It was feckin delicious .
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    You would though , wouldn't you ? .
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    Trump.

    mel b replied to jukel123's topic in General Talk

    Yep. He's the kind of politician that you could stand behind.
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    Trump.

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    They were criminals . They were trying to enter illegally. Top marks to trump and his guys . The man is a f***ing hero
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    Trump.

    mel b replied to jukel123's topic in General Talk

    Absolutely top marks. Trump is doing exactly what he said he'd do .
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