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  1. mel b
    Let me just get this straight.. She gives you free drugs. Has sex with you . Then pays you . Have you got her phone number ?. I'm just asking for a mate . Edited to add. This male breast milk stuff . Could I sell it ?. Again , just asking for my other mate with big fat tits , definitely not me , honest .
  2. mel b
    Politics is a f***ing dirty business.
  3. mel b
    Now come on . It's really not fair of you to take your anger out on me. I understand that you're angry about the whole situation, but you just have to face facts mate . Mitre is just more intelligent and witty than you , and that's why all the lads here like him so much .
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    I'm just trying to pour oil on troubled waters mush , before old mitre has to pop over there , and give you a proper spanking .
  5. mel b
    I reckon we need to get you on those HRT patches mush . Or at least put a bell around your neck so that folks can hear you coming .
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    Or.
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    Nothing juicy juke . Just lessons learned at an early age mate.
  10. mel b
    I've eaten enough porridge. I'll just carry on working .
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    Bow Hunting

    mel b replied to Leo Sayer's topic in General Talk

    That sounds promising mack. It looks like a proper tidy piece of kit .
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    Hey up

    mel b replied to iworkwhippets's topic in General Talk

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    Bow Hunting

    mel b replied to Leo Sayer's topic in General Talk

    Will you be using it for hunting mack , or just targets ?.
  14. mel b
    Fantastic Tomo. Thanks for posting.
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    Lest we forget

    mel b replied to Chid's topic in General Talk

    Well done Aled.
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    Her good self has been making pheasant and mushroom pies , and using mushroom soup with the filling. She's been making some damned fine pheasant pasties , and spicey patties as well. If I eat any more pheasant, I'll be growing feathers
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    An old classic .
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    We've been doing similar with pheasant breast , and chucking a tin of chicken soup in at the end . It's fantastic .
  19. mel b
    It's funny you should mention dat bredren.
  20. mel b
    So do you mean that I'm a single black female ?. I thought I might have noticed. On the other hand , I do find myself partial to handbags, shoes , and jerk chicken.
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    If any man has the knowledge that I need , it'll be mitre .
  22. mel b
    I had problems with my feet for years mack . I was 25 years old before I realised that I'd been putting my boots on the wrong feet.
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    Lest we forget

    mel b replied to Chid's topic in General Talk

    They haven't forgotten, they just don't care .
  24. mel b
    Did the hospital give him the wrong sized boots , or was it the wrong sized boots that put him in hospital dude ?.. Sounds like you had an absolute nightmare of a day.
  25. mel b
    Would it be awfully common of me to mention a slag hammer ?.
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