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mel b

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  1. I'd love to drop onto a place like that . My sisters fella dropped onto something very similar following his divorce a few years ago. He paid 20k for the boat , and pays pennies for the mooring, and a piece of land that comes with it.
  2. I've always told my mrs , that as soon as they invent one of those dolls that can cook , she's sacked .
  3. Just before we bought our woodland, I looked at a piece of woodland in Stratford. The woodland wasn't great (about 4.5 acres iirc), but I was more interested in the 40 yard private mooring that came with it . When I started looking into it , even though you owned the mooring , you still had to get permission ( and pay), the local authority, and iirc Avon river authority. It looked like a right ball ache , and would be a bit of a kick in the teeth , if they refused , after I'd already bought the woodland. Added to that . There was a gypsy camp just up the road , and hedges littered wi
  4. Come on charts , you know the score. When Google doesn't know the answer , it asks mchull
  5. I was shooting there this morning. Small world mate.
  6. See , I could tolerate that type of immigrant . Yes he's a bit of a comedy migrant I'll admit , but he's the type that would try to fit in. I couldn't give a rats ass what colour your skin is , but if you come to England, then behave like a decent English man. Don't bring your dirty , african or Asian shitty habits with you , and then try to force me into your ways.
  7. Tidy little adventure that is mate.
  8. The dirty filthy b*****d . That deserved jail time.
  9. It would be handy to have one or two set up for squirrels at my woodland .
  10. Are they good enough to be worth the price tag tomo ?. I've thought about getting a couple in the past , but didn't know of anyone that has used them.
  11. She has the voice of an angel , and all the grace of a Swan. She would be at home on any operatic stage.
  12. I don't need to go to downing street . They're coming to the fishing competition in August, we'll have a scream . And for your information, anglia rainer has the voice of an angel , and often gets mistaken for a young alma Cogan.
  13. How dare you besmirch such a fine English man as sir kier starmer , and his fine cabinet . Just look at all the good theyve done for our country!!!!
  14. How dare you sir . He's the finest British prime minister since Winston Churchill !!!! .
  15. I'm sure that with your fatherly guidance, they'll all grow up to be fine young men .
  16. I must be honest, I usually grin when I see his posts
  17. You just can't appreciate his massive talent . He's like , elvis , Bowie, ozzy , you won't truly appreciate his huge talent until he's gone.
  18. With lines as hysterically funny as mitre , you don't need a face . The man is a comedy god .
  19. Leave him alone . He's the hunting life's very own les Dawson. He's a comedy genius .
  20. It's only creepy if they don't know you're taking the pics . Next time , just explain that hundreds of rampant and sexually frustrated hunters , would like to judge , them on there looks , and you on your judgement , so could you take a pic to show everyone please. You might also want to explain , that whilst they don't strictly need to be naked , it would definitely help everyone to decide .
  21. A very wise man , with years of working in africa , once told me . No matter what you give to an african . They will eather , eat it , lose it , or steal it.
  22. Never mind creepy . The whole of thl is depending on you .
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