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mel b

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  1. Is the power back on now mush ?. I've just been reading about it . It looks like a bit of a biggie.
  2. We heard the first one one Saturday. Weirdly, we also heard a tawny owl calling at midday , that was a first for me.
  3. I don't think Wayne's enjoying it
  4. A lot of the borough that I drive in is old terraced streets . When the houses were built , the only transport was horse and cart. Trying to get a bin truck down them is a total nightmare. You can get smaller trucks , but the cost is the crippler. Quite often you'll drive into a tight street , and you don't know if you can get out at the other end . By the time you've got to the other end , you've got a dozen cars behind you . That's when you've got to ask them all to reverse , and the shouting starts . I regularly have to reverse cars out , for people that can't reverse . I
  5. I haven't got a clue what most of that is mack, but it looks f***ing delicious .
  6. He's been knobbing that old Doris from the garden centre that he's been stalking. She'll go f***ing mad when the rohypnol wears off and she wakes up .
  7. Most Sikhs I've met over the years have been decent lads , they always have a bit more about em. I used to work the door with a Sikh lad , and he was a proper top lad. If any of his mates turned up , and started talking in their own language, he'd tell them to speak in English, so that I could understand, and if they carried on , he'd put them straight , by telling stop being so f***ing ignorant, and speak in f***ing English. If an older Sikh walked by, that couldn't speak English, and they had a conversation , he would translate what they were saying , then he would translate wha
  8. I can't speak for those couple of bins mate . Unless they have a reason , then they should have collected them . Me or my guys would have collected them . Can't be arsed is never a good enough reason mate . I've just written a really long post , but I've had to delete it . Letting the cat out of the bag , would cost me my job , and my piss poor pension, that's diminishing yearly , from the pension I was promised 25 years ago.
  9. I'm laughing because it's true, just ask any bus driver.
  10. I can answer a couple of those mate. I still take my truck into the tight places , but we aren't supposed to. The reason is that if you scratch a car with nobody sitting in it , the council will have a claim for four people with whiplash , lifelong trauma , and a new car . The council will then spend thousands fighting it in court . I know , because I've been involved in a few spurious claims . One of the claims was when me and my truck were five miles away ( on tracker). Someone just took the reg number , and took a punt. They obviously didn't win , but it costs the council a fortune to
  11. Bang on the money. I've got 25 years in , and it's turned from a great job, into an utter shitshow in every way possible. I'm one of the lucky ones . My wages are still OK ish , and I'm on a permanent contract. Most of the lads are agency workers , on zero hours contracts. They get little more than minimum wage , and get treated like shit , and bullied mercilessly by management. An old union rep ( sadly passed away now), went to a meeting with the top brass at the town Hall, about 15 years ago. He came back , and said " I'm not doing this shit for minimum wage" , put his notic
  12. Speaking from a biased point of view . I fully support the binmen ( although i reckon theyre fighting a losing battle). Speaking from experience, and trying not to sound like a screaming racist. The issue with piles of rubbish in the streets , is only in the areas that mainly house ethnic minorities . As soon as one bag appears , they'll just pile rubbish as high as they can, and then blame everyone else . You won't see the rubbish piled up in most of the whiter areas ( except the high unemployment areas), as they'll take care of things themselves , by using the tips, or cleaning and storing
  13. mel b

    Woke loonacy

    What a f***ing shitshow .
  14. It really was . He was known as dabba the pig f****r , due to his liking for the larger ladies . He's heading towards 70 now , and he's still doing his best to straddle any old moose .
  15. Brother you're living the dream .
  16. Faint heart never f****d a pig. My mate dabba , march 1992 , just before he shagged a fat bird for a ten quid bet.
  17. Sensible move tomo , It would save spoiling your youthful good looks mate .
  18. An old mate of mine , is a retired senior detective. He worked on secondment in Coventry for a while , and it was the only place he ever worked that had two cid departments, one to deal with normal crime , and one to deal solely with violent crime. He reckoned that the place was a f***ing madhouse . I dated a woman from Coventry for a while . We were out as a group having a meal in a pub , for her daughters 21st . It kicked off in this pub , and they all just ran around smashing glasses and kicking tables over . The two doormen ( two proper big lumps), just left the door , and hid
  19. Is that what the big secret was a few months ago ?. It would certainly explain a few things .
  20. mel b

    Woke loonacy

    The enablers are always worse mate. Wether it's the lgbtq+ enablers , or , the illegal immigrant enablers , or , the free Palestine enablers . Strangely enough , they all appear to be the same kind of people .
  21. mel b

    Woke loonacy

    That's certainly a unique look mack . Unless you're on stage in cats , then it's just a little bit vanilla . I'm all for individuality, and being what you want to be . I have no problem with any kind of sexual orientation. Right up to the point , that they try to force it on others . Be as gay as you want , but don't expect me to take it up the chuffer. Or join a gay pride march wearing leather . Have your tackle cut off , and call yourself Wendy, but don't expect me to believe that you're really Wendy , and have my hair in pigtails to match. The worst parts of the who
  22. My daughter brought a new boyfriend home for the first time , as I was sat at the kitchen table in my pants , sharpening my deer gralloching knife , with bits of blood spattered on me . He was a nice kid , and I really liked him , but he was always a bit scared of me , and was always on edge when I was around. A couple of years later , she gave me the heads up that she was bringing a new boyfriend home , and said " can you at least try to be dressed this time please" .
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