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    Blocking

    mel b replied to Marvel's topic in General Talk

    They aren't as mentally robust as you though Keith. You're the bear gryls of thl mate . .
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    They aren't uranium tipped mate . I just pop in a mini ginger plug , and they take off like a f***ing ballistic missile .
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    A ginger plug in the rusty sherrifs badge , and it would be over in seconds mate .
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    Bullseye again wilf.
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    It was on the news last night . It involved 170 something planes , and some did a 40 hour , none stop flight. f***ing mind blowing stuff.
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    Jackpot
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    Pet hates.

    mel b replied to socks's topic in General Talk

    You're a bit touchy today mate . You could do with a few olives stuffed with garlic to mellow you out a bit .
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    We're you Doris stokes in a former life ? .
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    Casey Report

    mel b replied to Welsh_red's topic in General Talk

    Disturbingly f***ing accurate.
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    I love them both dearly , because they make me realise that I'm not that mental after all .
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    A fine matched pair .
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    That's a shame that you had to miss out mate. I hope you get your family crisis sorted , and can get straight back to it .
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    That's some mental shit right there . We all have mental thoughts from time to time , but no normal human being would ever let shit like that escape from their f***ing head.
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    Potcheen

    mel b replied to mel b's topic in General Talk

    That's brilliant mate , thankyou . I didn't want to buy commercially produced stuff , if it just doesn't taste like the real deal. Gunter has very generously offered to send me a bottle , when he can get hold of some . .
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    I'm not actually against abortion , if there is a good enough reason, but , being able to kill an unborn child , right up to birth , for no reason whatsoever , is just the stuff of nightmares.
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    Potcheen

    mel b replied to mel b's topic in General Talk

    I can't eat food from subway mate. The subway shops smell exactly like co op funeral directors , and my blood runs cold whenever I pass them. I know it sounds mental , but it's the truth.
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    Potcheen

    mel b replied to mel b's topic in General Talk

    Mate that is extremely generous of you , thankyou. I'll drop you a pm.
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    Potcheen

    mel b replied to mel b's topic in General Talk

    That actually sounds delicious .
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    Potcheen

    mel b replied to mel b's topic in General Talk

    That's what scares me. I want to try it , but I don't want to go blind , or shit myself to death .
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    Potcheen

    mel b replied to mel b's topic in General Talk

    That's an extremely generous offer mate , thankyou . Unfortunately, I only have the pleasure of knowing charts on here , and not in person .
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    Potcheen

    mel b replied to mel b's topic in General Talk

    Pardon.
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