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  1. today seems like a good day to go for a birthday drink

    1. albert64

      albert64

      not till tuesday but i could be anywhere in the country,cheers mate, hey lab were both scorpio's were supposed to be top shags well i am

    2. johnny boy68

      johnny boy68

      A pair of f***ers.lol

    3. Lab

      Lab

      I never knew that mate but it does fit the bill..:-)

       

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  2. albert64

    Joke

    they reckon most of jimmy saville's victims are man city fans you dont hear nothing off them for 40 yrs then they all come out of the feckin woodwork....
  3. first job i was a panel/beater car sprayer, ended up with my own body shop,had black cabs now i;m an aircon engineer in charge of all the lads, work away from home alot but i enjoy what i do
  4. been taking man fat again have you ?
  5. albert64

    Joke

    four words you dont want to hear after sex how's about that then..........
  6. i got a belt of a mains fence used to keep a bull in, so when we were doing the same piece of land again i lent the bar on it whilst i was digging, isaid to my pal pass me the bar you should of heard him squeal he still says i did it on purpose
  7. happy birthday you skirt wearing tw*t, hope you had a good one......
  8. it all started when they banned rip raps.....
  9. we spent weeks collecting anything that would burn, then you had to protect it from other kids wanting to light it early then we used to go and stand round the posh kids bonfire, and there was always one of there dads telling us to clear off you dont live round here, little did he know i'd already planted my bombs i used to get them small tins of beans you know the half can size and throw them on their fire itwas funny as feck when they got splattered with red hot beans
  10. or you could have 2 supper's..........
  11. dont you mean the bookies......lol
  12. wish i was getting married again i would'nt turn up
  13. Fiver a head he was just showing off to his bird acting like he,s " one of the lads "............probably slung them out the car window after he dropped her off home he was an older bloke so dont think he was trying to impress hope i see him again.....
  14. take it there not married then.....
  15. iv'e met some right moaning t***s, and some very pleasant, interested ones i was coming of the land last week and 4 were passing and i heard one of the women saying to her husband that mans got rabbits, so over he strides and i'm getting ready to f**k him off when he says excuse me could i buy some rabbits off you please....result i had 12 asks him how many he wanted could i have 4 but iv'e only got a £20 note so we both went away happy he was telling me how he did a bit of ferreting when he was younger
  16. had them nocking here, they got told to feck off and close the gate
  17. the bloke who owned it was called Edwin, rum old boy he used to breed them for the laboratories the anti's tried to do him in, think one of them got alot of years, i used to rent a bit of space off him, gets there one day and there's odd lot hanging about next thing they've got us and they were'nt feckin about one of the main one's was due out and had been making threats to kill him, great old bloke,poor feckers dead now
  18. i dont think you could have a bad walk with scenery like that, well done
  19. what you trying to say like ... you said you want to give it a go,,,,,, crack on lad.....
  20. yeah them stockings might suit you, stig
  21. the thing is it'll be someone who knows you or are mates of someone who knows you f****n scum want nailing to the floor i'll send you a pm i'll have a route in the shed i think i'll have something for you
  22. albert64

    wanted

    got a fuel card here you can have mate save you doing drive off's
  23. would'nt under estimate reid, knows all the tricks and can take it aswell as give it but he may be pushing it after all he is 41
  24. well come on greyhound men give us some tips for belle vue, saturday night
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