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  1. just off to play golf, then might try the lamp tonight if not out with the ferrets in the morning then on the piss for the footie
  2. i thought it was a firework at first, passed over here at about 11 ish
  3. welcome mate, what part of south m/cr
  4. i'll donate some cash and i'll also auction off some hand made longnets/stopnets and a few other things bird/hunting related but i'd like whatevers made to go to his family
  5. thats the thing with this site you actually get to know people without meeting them you learn about there lives , family's and value's and whats friendship without the piss taking and banter lurcher 1 summed it up in saying he'd take a 1-0 loss this weekend, cos thats what mates do, you certainly went up in my estimation lurcher 1 and some body on here said he met him on carrington i've walked carrington for at least the last 20yrs who knows we might of bumped into each other and passed the time of day but we both would'nt of known but i do know one thing he's left a lasting impressi
  6. got woke up by my little girl practicing her recorder at 6=30 this morning, then i had to lie and tell her it was lovely

    1. rob190364

      rob190364

      I'd have snapped it in half and gone back to bad, ha ha!

       

  7. you've changed your tune, he was'nt your mate when he ate your jam donoughts......lol
  8. yeah my gran used todrink it there was me thinking you were an old fart... i actually like it if made with milk cheeky fecker, mo told me its you thats the old fart
  9. cant believe it, i'm gutted, will miss his wit and dry sense of humour, and his to the point reply's my thoughts are with his family, rest in peace pal
  10. Maybe we,ll share a sausage and egg mcmuffin sunday morning with the last of my readies if things dont work out you make sure you ask for linked sausage or you get them shite square ones
  11. he's more of a mellow birds type of man........
  12. And you never came for a coffee...ffs!!!.... lab somehow i cant imagine you and albert sitting drinking coffee in your house lol no your right mo, he'd make me wear a mask of you and try and bum me
  13. And you never came for a coffee...ffs!!!.... well i dont know which part of the kingdom you live or i would have seen loads of little fat ginger c**ts kept saying alright lab but they just grunted
  14. i've spent 4 days in labs kingdom and i've missed all this
  15. albert64

    squirrel

    kill the fecker mate it'll be after getting in your loft my pal thought it was funny when one was on his roof until i made him go in his loft and there was a nest they'll chew through your electric cables mate
  16. as whats already been said, this is the reason you should break a pup on its own, its stops the jealousy and bad habits, yes they can learn quicker from an older dog but if its in them it'll come out, just takes a bit longer but you should be stopping the dog doing what its doing, you've allowed it to become dominant over its catch dont allow another dog to put it in its place, it could be a recipe for dissaster
  17. like the look of the dog mate, thats what its about little and often when there young, like you say its not about the bag
  18. a cornish farmer wants a divorce so goes to a lawyer the farmer says "oi wants wan of them dayvorces" lawyer,,"do you have grounds"? farmer.."yes i gots me 40 acre's" lawyer.."no you dont understand, do you have a suit" farmer.."yes..oi wears it to church on sundays" lawyer.."no i mean do you have a grudge" farmer.."yes..i keeps me tractor in it" lawyer.."does your wife beat you up" farmer.."no we both gets up at 5-30" lawyer getting really pissed off "is your wife a nagger" farmer.."no she's white but the baby's a nagger thats why i needs a dayvorce"
  19. they sound like stopnets mate, if i'm doing a hedgerow i place one either end of the sett as most rabbits run along the hedge not out in the field
  20. feckin loads on all my permisions, their a pain in the arse
  21. albert64

    kates funbags

    i wont tell her that its bad enough when people tell her she looks like cheryl cole
  22. albert64

    kates funbags

    We are over GrCh Remember the bigger the tits the bigger the girl Unless their fake of course i prefer a bit of meat on a lass size 10-14 perfect imo Feck you wouldnt want me then :laugh: why you bigger than that? your not one of them birds thats bigger lay down are you? No i am not, im smaller... Im a size 6. Too small for GrCh's liking size 6 with no tits sure your not a skinny bloke.......lol Now, how would you know how big my tits are....?? Small can be up to a 32b/c anything over 34d i class as big no 32c are'nt small thats the misses, she's an 8 but
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