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  1. albert64

    channel 4??

    Aye there weird b*****ds.....watched the first 5 mins and put it off, could see me just shouting at the tv for an hour!! TWATS!!! yeah right............weird feckers
  2. all the best mate........
  3. i've just finished four 50 yarders (100yds net) just on with some stop nets my fingers are out of breath now
  4. well i've some good mates that live in your country english aswell as irish and they say they dont like what immigration has done to ireland so you must walk round with your eyes shut
  5. happy birthday you old fecker, have a good un
  6. and what if something were to go wrong i.e dog traps a foot, do they stop automatically
  7. i never feed dry but a mate does and his ferrets always seem to be carrying alot of weight
  8. need to keep there bowls full mate, got a fast metabalism ( mind my spelling ) throw a rabbit in then
  9. an ice cream van stopped on our road last night advertising any flavour ice cream so i got a minge flavoured one.......after a few licks i said "this tastes like shit" he said" well take shorter licks then"

    1. Kay
    2. just jack
    3. scothunter

      scothunter

      when i heard it was an apple.the punchline was. turn it roumd turn it round

  10. no wonder he's fat if he has scoop like that for his dinner
  11. the only game worth watching tomorrow will be the m/cr derby
  12. i'm sure lab will be along soon to wish you all the best
  13. no mate read it again threw him about abit did'nt give him a battering no thumping or kicking, its not just for growing hair on its for thinking with perhaps you'll roll over and let them dictate to you how it is but i wont and never mind all that i've nothing to hide bollocks once their into you they wont leave you alone hopefully you never have the opportunity to find out that wasnt a reply to your post i ment if they came to my abode and that happened cause we all know how thy like to intimidate people and can get aggressive apologises mate, i read it wrong but they boil my pi
  14. an all rounder should be just that, so it would have to be a black un a plummers ok for rabbit and rats
  15. pm me your address i'll send you some hand made spunpoly nets for the young un
  16. no mate read it again threw him about abit did'nt give him a battering no thumping or kicking, its not just for growing hair on its for thinking with perhaps you'll roll over and let them dictate to you how it is but i wont and never mind all that i've nothing to hide bollocks once their into you they wont leave you alone hopefully you never have the opportunity to find out that wasnt a reply to your post i ment if they came to my abode and that happened cause we all know how thy like to intimidate people and can get aggressive apologises mate, i read it wrong but they boil my p
  17. no mate read it again threw him about abit did'nt give him a battering no thumping or kicking, its not just for growing hair on its for thinking with perhaps you'll roll over and let them dictate to you how it is but i wont and never mind all that i've nothing to hide bollocks once their into you they wont leave you alone hopefully you never have the opportunity to find out
  18. whats was the out come?? no charges as the copper had clearly seen the hasp broke and he even said i assaulted him in my garden where he had no bussiness being in the first place, so he was advised by the copper to go on his way
  19. be carefull lab they might get you next coming out with shite like that i can see the head lines now gay ginger scotchman found with his arse ripped out with his faithfull buzz by his side
  20. bing bong nik b to doctor jones surgery
  21. found one of the t***s in my back garden looking at my dogs, now to get into my garden they had to climb over the 6ft fence i asked him what the f*** you upto when he starts talking to me like he's the police and he's every right to check my dogs thats when we had a difference of opinion and he kept falling over, did'nt thump him just threw him about abit within15minutes he's back with the police, usual excuse me sir, so invites the copper in and the rspca man tries to walk in behind him dont think so and i made him stand on the pavement copper was sound showed him the broken hasp on the
  22. whisky, wine and chocy's costs a small fortune but well worth it
  23. Here's one for you I want to give up smoking and they tell me I have to have a double appointment with the nurse. I work shifts 4am to 4pm I tell them so any time after that is fine. They cant give me an appointment with the nurse after 4pm so I cant get the free patches etc. I have to buy them from the pharmacy! No problem taking my taxes but then I get treated like some scrounger when I want a doctors appointment...and yes the surgery is always full of non working mothers with kids who are clearly not fecking sick taking up all the appointments. feckin hell it should of been calle
  24. not at the quacks coz you feel irritable are you.......
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