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albert64

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  1. ivermectin that'll stop the itchin or a feckin good wash
  2. there was only one woman answering the questions
  3. a dog that hunts heavy cover will give a yip when he's on his game because he cant get on terms with his quarry so he may give a yip when he's no chance of catching a fleeing bunny now a yip would'nt bother me but a full blown yapper would
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    santa

    does santa really live in the north pole? lets look at the evidence 1, wears red and white 2,good at breaking in houses 3,has loads of electrical goods that nobody can trace 4,drives an unlicensed vehicle 5, only does one days work a year lapland my arse he's a feckin scouser......
  5. congrats ray, when you first meet them you could eat them after 6mths you wished tou had
  6. the cheese trick always works for mine
  7. that there's some good lads on here that you can have a good laugh with there are some fecking idiots on here and that you can get a bunch of blokes and women that have never met and probably never will that can pull together and do something really nice for one of their own and his family.....rip craigyboy....
  8. me personaly i feckin hate dogs barking, unless its for a reason now you and only you knows wether your dogs a barker/howler and if your a bloke that thinks f**k the neighbours well you might just find the neighbours can also f**k you its obviously gone past the talking stage, if they've already involved the council before and they can and will use anything possible against you
  9. who the feck is alex ferguson............ GOD to the likes of you
  10. well the world ends on friday but they reckon alex ferguson will get an extra 10 minutes
  11. what numbers are you missing ? i'm sure if you let us know someone will have them
  12. yes mate do it every year only way you get a decent meal in our house is if i cook
  13. did a job for a chink years ago his name was HO FUC YU when i asked his name for the invoice he spelt it out in case he offended me
  14. All looking bored to tears and pissed off, right? it begs the question, why oh why oh why do they insist on taking us with them?? I really don't get that at all! My mrs asks me to go shopping with her and then when I'm propping something up bored to tears while she tries on 17 outfits (and then puts them all back!!) she moans at me for "deliberately looking bored" ....erm, trust me...it ain't an act! And I'm sure these sodding shops deliberately design these buildings so you can't get the internet on your phone anywhere within 50 yards of a changing room These shops are missing a tri
  15. All looking bored to tears and pissed off, right? it begs the question, why oh why oh why do they insist on taking us with them?? I really don't get that at all! My mrs asks me to go shopping with her and then when I'm propping something up bored to tears while she tries on 17 outfits (and then puts them all back!!) she moans at me for "deliberately looking bored" ....erm, trust me...it ain't an act! And I'm sure these sodding shops deliberately design these buildings so you can't get the internet on your phone anywhere within 50 yards of a changing room These shops are missing a tri
  16. yeah mate i stick mine in a bucket of soapy water give them a swill round dunk them in clean water ring them out let them dry they come up like brand new
  17. All looking bored to tears and pissed off, right? it begs the question, why oh why oh why do they insist on taking us with them?? I really don't get that at all! My mrs asks me to go shopping with her and then when I'm propping something up bored to tears while she tries on 17 outfits (and then puts them all back!!) she moans at me for "deliberately looking bored" ....erm, trust me...it ain't an act! And I'm sure these sodding shops deliberately design these buildings so you can't get the internet on your phone anywhere within 50 yards of a changing room These shops are missing a tri
  18. what feed that works for one dog does'nt always work for another you want a feed that stays on the dog not passes through it if your sure that worms are;nt the culprit, i'd change it's food how many times a day are you feeding ? a growing pup needs fed 3 times a day
  19. no wonder she fecked off.......ya tight t**t
  20. ben down & phil mc,cavity dwain pipe
  21. f**k me, see the anger management did'nt work how are you russ
  22. i use the mk3m and its bang on the money every time i change the battery's regularly in collars and reciever if its mis reading my first thought would be batterys but if thats not the case i'd be back to deben
  23. just got back in from the trafford centre, i hate shopping love crimbo though, seeing the kids faces when they dont get what they want it's just so expensive when the fat t**t with the beard comes i'm on about the mother-in-law not father christmas
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    Kim Wilde

    thought she was a gardener now.....?
  25. no probs mate have a good one....
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