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  1. oh was that you you puddled fecker there was about 68000 dressed like that now if youd of said "camp looking" i'd of spotted you you probably stayed in the gay quarter
  2. just think one of them cabs could of been mine.....lol take it you were walking to m/cr city centre
  3. what hotel did you stay in, its lovely round old trafford.........
  4. snogging boys anuses behind the bike sheds? smoking cock behind the bike sheds.......
  5. Its a shithole anyway........... i know its a right shit hole is that anfield
  6. he does'nt even go to anfield so you've no chance of him going to old trafford
  7. he kicked a bottle of water and it hit golden balls in the kisser i used to work for the bloke that was poshs minder
  8. hope the tosser comes back as a badger
  9. it was a bottle of water you thick fecker...........
  10. albert64

    Reptiles

    eh lukey they recon a spider crawls across your face at least 4 times a night you'll have to go to sleep in a buzz lightyear helmet...... just imagine that a spider crawling up your snotter
  11. albert64

    Reptiles

    no when i catch them i put them in my mouth the wife screams and the kids roll about laughing a mate of mine (god rest his soul) was sh*t scared of frogs but never let on until i put one on his pocket when we were ferreting...he went fecking mental
  12. well the way the weather is go for the high ground
  13. still pissing down

    1. bushing lad

      bushing lad

      been pissing it down for 2 days none stop here!

    2. johnny boy68

      johnny boy68

      Fookin lashing it down here now!

    3. PIL

      PIL

      Been sunny all morning starting to cloud over now , looks like we may get a drop :(

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  14. not yet arch they've not done their 25yrs yet
  15. albert64

    sir alex

    manchester united have been given permission to erect a 9ft statue of sir Alex Ferguson outside old trafford, about time really
  16. albert64

    Is god real...

    Let me guess.......money was on the table and you were dormy 3........... mate i've never been so scared, and i would'nt mind i was set to take the dough made up for it this year 16 of us £20 a head and won 2 out of 4
  17. albert64

    Is god real...

    now i've never really believed in god but never minded them that have but 3yrs ago i was in scotland playing golf me and 15 of my mates having a great time, the sun beating down on the 14th tee at brighouse bay life could'nt be better, when my pal gives me an energy bar, took a bite and spat it out as it tasted bitter, now i've eaten these things all my life as i've always trained, by the 16th i was f*cked i'd gone into anophlaxic shock, luckily an ambulance came within 5 mins but they had to work like f*ck to get tubes and stuff into me. the doctors and nurses at dumfries and galloway saved
  18. and what will happen to the dirty nonce............ feck all because she's gone willingly and thinks she loves him after he's groomed and manipulated her into thinking she does hang the b*****d
  19. I hope i get to see that one day................ take your pat lickers out and you will......
  20. god i'm rough, and not gone to work

    1. Lab

      Lab

      Getting to old for it??

    2. christian71

      christian71

      You fecking fanny HaHa Me to :-}

    3. albert64

      albert64

      should of gone to newton abbott at 4am went out for the footie came home had my dinner and went back out again, i'll be home all week now

  21. if it makes you feel any better lurch the rest of m/cr were made up aswell raised a glass for him today
  22. mine gets a cup full of arden grange 24%, and a cap full of apple cider vinegar (unpasturised) with any of these mixed in, lamb breast, lambs heart, lamb neck, beef heart, chicken portions, fish, pasta grated vegtables and a sprinkling of sea weed powder you want a feed that stays in the dog not passes through it, its just trial and error which one suits your dog
  23. Hi Albert, Wythenshawe mate, and I'm a red!Furrituss I was confusing you with a mate Bri from co.Antrim there's some good dog lads in wythenshawe and your the right colour
  24. albert64

    Is god real...

    mo your as thick as a miners sandwich a feckin bible to P.E....... :laugh:
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