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  1. albert64

    kates funbags

    We are over GrCh Remember the bigger the tits the bigger the girl Unless their fake of course i prefer a bit of meat on a lass size 10-14 perfect imo Feck you wouldnt want me then :laugh: why you bigger than that? your not one of them birds thats bigger lay down are you? No i am not, im smaller... Im a size 6. Too small for GrCh's liking size 6 with no tits sure your not a skinny bloke.......lol Now, how would you know how big my tits are....?? Small can be up to a 32b/c anything over 34d i class as big no 32c are'nt small thats the misses, she's an 8 but
  2. albert64

    kates funbags

    We are over GrCh Remember the bigger the tits the bigger the girl Unless their fake of course i prefer a bit of meat on a lass size 10-14 perfect imo Feck you wouldnt want me then :laugh: why you bigger than that? your not one of them birds thats bigger lay down are you? No i am not, im smaller... Im a size 6. Too small for GrCh's liking size 6 with no tits sure your not a skinny bloke.......lol
  3. albert64

    kates funbags

    We are over GrCh Remember the bigger the tits the bigger the girl Unless their fake of course i prefer a bit of meat on a lass size 10-14 perfect imo Feck you wouldnt want me then :laugh: why you bigger than that? your not one of them birds thats bigger lay down are you?
  4. albert64

    kates funbags

    At least you and Malt have a bit of sense iv'e heard your bloke has to belt you on the back and run round the front if he wants to see your's
  5. albert64

    kates funbags

    thought they were bigger than that when i called johnny.........lol hows it going mate, you started yet
  6. albert64

    kates funbags

    :clapper: your only clapping hoping you get a pair when you've had young en's............lol
  7. you've not said if it's a kit or a full grown ferret it sounds like a full grown ferret? if it is it'll probably never change and there's nothing worse than a bitter
  8. ffs thought i'd heard every old wives tale, but pissing on your ferret, really takes the biscuit be carefull nobody's watching as your holding your keks up with one hand your knob in the other chasing your ferret round the shed
  9. just dont show her your knob or she'll f*ck off aswell.......
  10. no he said he tried the electric collar but was costing to much in batteries........
  11. Would it matter? Cheers, D. must be auto focus....lol
  12. come on your dying to tell us what camera you got....
  13. Yes he is........... he's more spanish than he is scottish
  14. he's in good hands, and god being good he'll be back on here soon giving it out my heart goes out to his wife and children at this worrying time
  15. best wishes to him and his family, hope for a speedy recovery
  16. fair play to you mate if i get in at 3am still up before 7am dont know why just cant lie in bed always up before light breaks, sometimes does your nut in but would'nt change it for the world
  17. f*ck me it'll take some talc to find their damp spot i'm coming to the conclusion the ginger one must be black ? black, scottish, ginger and gay
  18. albert64

    HaHa

    so will i in the bar in sunny portugal
  19. albert64

    HaHa

    where's lurcher 1 when you need him
  20. that horrible evil fecking tw*t has tormented that poor woman its his last evil act, having power over someone the pathetic excuse for a man he wants boiling water pouring over his face and a few strokes with a ballpain
  21. get yourself some golden eye from the chemist one drop in each eye half a piriton tablet or any cheep anti histamine get non drowsy you dont want it falling asleep on the job
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